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  1. Chopo

    Chopo Well-Known Member

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    Before you read the joke, you should know that it is extremely bad an made by @1337man52.

    (no copyright infringement intended)




    Why are zombies so tan?



    Because they catch a lot of rays.

    jChLSzQ.gif


    Make more in the comments, keep this thread alive x).


     
    #1 Chopo, Jul 13, 2014
  2. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat

    She's fat
     
    #2 Usp45, Jul 13, 2014
  3. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    What is the most sour weapon in McWar?

    The Lemon-ation.
     
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    #3 Mokolee, Jul 13, 2014
  4. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    how do you launch a nuke? {when mc-war was first made)

    XXIks
     
    #4 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 13, 2014
  5. asvpbrvdv

    asvpbrvdv Well-Known Member

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    How do you cook a grenade?

    You mari-nade-it.

    Made this one a few weeks ago after some kid was asking the question, this was my instant response...
     
    #5 asvpbrvdv, Jul 13, 2014
  6. etano

    etano Well-Known Member

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    How does kim kardashian fix a light bulb

    She buys another mansion
     
    #6 etano, Jul 14, 2014
  7. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    Yaw mama so Dumb

    She died of hunger in a grocery store

    >:S
     
    #7 BuddyCroooock, Jul 14, 2014
  8. ObamaTheReptile

    ObamaTheReptile Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat
    We are all extremely concerned for her health.

    Yo mama so stupid
    We are taking her to get her mental health checked.
     
    #8 ObamaTheReptile, Jul 14, 2014
  9. Tails13

    Tails13 Well-Known Member

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    You mamma's so fat, that when she does forward rolls. Even Indiana Jones runs!
     
    #9 Tails13, Jul 14, 2014
  10. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    Yo mama so fat
    When she comes to visit you, her belly button arives 15 mins before she does. :open_mouth:
     
    #10 BuddyCroooock, Jul 15, 2014
  11. ObamaTheReptile

    ObamaTheReptile Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like a long mom.
     
    #11 ObamaTheReptile, Jul 15, 2014
  12. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    Yo momma so stupid, she said "they should be LED light bulbs when you have an idea now."
     
    #12 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 15, 2014
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  13. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    #13 BuddyCroooock, Jul 15, 2014
  14. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    that she climbed up a ladder, then fell down the stairs.
     
    #14 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 15, 2014
  15. BuddyCroooock

    BuddyCroooock Well-Known Member

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    When did I say that?
     
    #15 BuddyCroooock, Jul 15, 2014
  16. EmperorCreeperIV

    EmperorCreeperIV Well-Known Member

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    I put my quote into yours on accident *edited*
     
    #16 EmperorCreeperIV, Jul 15, 2014
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