World b3st Mod application

McBrawl Moderator Application: For the keed

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - On the server's I like to get nukes. On the forums Like to follow people. On ts3 I like to have people listen to me eating pizza.
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - Over 9,000!!!!

How old are you? - 36 (In dog years).
What time zone are you in? - Washington State
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - I play minecraft it's my favorite game!!!
What is your experience with moderating servers? -
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - I will smoke w33d every day.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - How do you think I get dem Tricksh0tz.
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - Ddos Dox Greefing alt of Adof Hitler 420 blazin calling a mod a *** And I have bin arrested for public indecency.

How active do you consider yourself in-game? - about 36 hours every 6 hours.
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - 60-70 hours a second
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - I don't have a forums account.
What do you consider your greatest strength? - My nice caffs.
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - My fear of lamps. Oh gawd I am by one.

How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - I would say girl get cho w33d on.
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - Gurrl have some respect fo you mama.
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - Ban that b**** b**** B****

What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - I will Ddoz dem
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - I would go diz is hard. tIM3 T0 G0 420 Blaze et.
When would you lock a thread? - They don't seem gazsta

Describe yourself in 3 words: Bad *$$ b*tch
Anything else we should know about you? - I **** Dead chickens.
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - Just go smoke w33d every dayyyy
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - I don't have no server No.
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - Of course FReE w33d

Please insert a Yes / No poll below. Nope

 

But I just want free w33d.

 

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