Corrupt a Wish

Wish granted, it's worse than your current computer, and since your old PC was sold you're stuck.
I wish for it to not get so dark before 7 PM.

 

Wish granted, but at 8:00PM until 12:59:59PM its pitch black.

I wish for MVP on MC-WarZ

 

I didn't order a computer >:V
Wish granted. However because of the EULA being enforced you only get colored armor and a pet cat which is useless.
*refer to my previous wish*

 

I edited the post, I didn't see yours after thwers :/

 

Wishing for nothing... World explodes

I wish for the US navy to notice this...
https://www.google.co.nz/maps/@32.6759122,-117.1578585,373m/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en

 

Wish granted, but they ignore it after.
I wish to be infinitely invincible.

 

Wish granted, but that includes not being able to see or hear.
I wish for a pony

 

Wish granted, but it cannot be riden or pet because of its deadly disease.
I wish for a real life model of Doby.

 

Granted, but it Burns in a fire in your house.

I wish for a cantaloupe

 

Wish granted. It's in your mind.
I wish people would stop making wishes that are so easy to corrupt,

 

Wish granted
Thread locked (no JK)
I wish that java would install properly on my computer so I could actually play minecraft right now.

 

Wish granted. But Minecraft doesn't work.
I wish for everyone to be randomly teleported into one place then teleported back to make them go wtf.

 

Wish granted, but they teleport so fast they can't see it.

I wish for a funny gif.

 

Wish granted but there are already funny gifs.
I wish for the extinction of burritos.

 

Wish granted
Burritos were never technically a species so they're already extinct.
That doesn't mean they don't exist though ;D
I wish for $100

 

Granted, but a Guy named thwer steals it

I wish for unlimited MVP on warz.

 

Wish granted
You get banned for glitching.
I wish to win my soccer game in a few hours.

 

Wish granted but it got cancelled

I wish for 2 wishes

 

Wish granted but the taco steals them instead.

I wish for a fur ball.

 

Wish granted but u are the fur ball

I wish for a tooth