Funniest things begginers say!

look at 1:10

 

Favorite newbie lines:

Frag out.
Cover me I'm reloading.
Enemies approaching from the rear.
I need suppressive fire.

I just.. I cant. I cant. Its too much when you read this, and kill them while they type.

 

They've been playing Battlefield too long :v
"Frag out"
THANKS FOR TELLING US YOU THREW A FRAG
"I'm the commander follow my orders"
What if I don't want to obey orders from a level 3 who doesn't know the map
"Guys follow me we'll flank them on the right side"
Thanks for telling us your plans

 

Lol /all instead of /squad

 

New Player: How did he get a bow in a gun server??? He glitched! Glitcher!

Me: It's a donator weapon.

New player: Omigawd donator noob.

New player: Hey why is that guy wearing green armor?

*Gets smacked by zombie*

New player: Omigawd he killed me in wan hit with his hand! I shot him like 20 times and he didn't die!
(I was beside the new player and he shot him twice)

The bad thing is that these new players are following the higher level player's example and think "Dat guy is really high level and getz lotsa nukes I wanna b liek him."So then the higher level player becomes their god and they start acting like him/her... And thus the raging starts.

 

Summed up perfectly. I can blame one person for starting this. He's still here, so I'd feel bad if I embarrassed him in front of everyone, but he pretty much started the raging community of War.

 

Oh? Whom could single handedly shoulder that burden.