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Mountain Dew Medical Analysis

Discussion in 'MC-WarZ' started by DarSwag, Mar 14, 2015.

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  1. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    Used to do these a lot. Now I'm doing them again.

    Mountain Dew is a prescription drug used to treat severe zombie bite injuries and sniper wounds. Minor side effects may include seeing rainbows, going crazy, and may even lead to serious side effects like internal bleeding and ebola. Please contact a local Brawl Admin if you start feeling these side effects. If your can has already been opened, please return to your local nether and pick up a new one. If you do not start feeling better right away, contact a coder, as there may be a bug. Take once a day, 7 days a week. If you overdose, there may be a chance of players raging at you and saying "Stop spamming mtn dew nub". If this occurs, contact your local moderator. Call your admin TODAY to see if Mountain Dew is right for you!

    Brawl is not responsible for any injuries, name calling, or pretty much anything else. ggwp if you read this
     
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    #1 DarSwag, Mar 14, 2015
  2. JoeyTheITalian

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    Ahahahhahaha i cried
     
    #2 JoeyTheITalian, Mar 14, 2015
  3. MrWaffleman

    MrWaffleman The negligence of time's end is man's downfall

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    Mountain Dew causes kidney stones...
     
    #3 MrWaffleman, Mar 14, 2015
  4. DarSwag

    DarSwag Well-Known Member

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    It actually helps PREVENT kidney stones. Pepsi and coke cause kidney stones.
     
    #4 DarSwag, Mar 14, 2015
  5. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    My pharmacy is Elektro, is that ok?
     
    #5 F1r3tar, Mar 14, 2015
  6. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    someone once sued mountain dew because they found a rat in their bottle, and mountain dew said they were surprized the rat hadnt dissolved yet
     
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    #6 Javed, Mar 15, 2015
  7. poaches

    poaches Well-Known Member

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    I like it, you should do this for other items!
     
    #7 poaches, Mar 15, 2015
  8. teawithchoco

    teawithchoco Well-Known Member

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    My God is this hilarious XD
     
    #8 teawithchoco, Mar 15, 2015
  9. MR_EVIL_OVERLORD

    MR_EVIL_OVERLORD Elite Legacy Legend | PRO | Genius Super Villain

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    Take a Mountain Dew and Skully when you play Brawl, it's the best medicine.
     
    #9 MR_EVIL_OVERLORD, Mar 15, 2015
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    Quin Well-Known Member

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    I want to see more.
     
    #10 Quin, Mar 15, 2015
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