A bit late, but, April Fools MC-War

Make all weapons deal 0 damage and instead, give regeneration X per shot.

 

All guns shoot chickens and do no damage.

 

That would mean that all zombies could only sprint for a small amount of time (like 5 seconds), and they would need Marathon to compensate for it. lol just thinking realistically here
Also, I honestly think that will be too fast to even infect any humans.

What I would do:

• create the grenade launcher (donor gun)
  
• create the nyan-cat launcher (costs insane amount of credits) - shoots pigs with rainbows coming out of their butts, random dispersion, explodes upon contact
• create the claymore
• flashbangs do not give blindness to players, instead they give nausea, or both(?)
• molotovs now create patches of fire where it lands for around 3 seconds
• machine guns. No questions asked.
• LMGs added
• rayguns nerfed

Now to be less serious:

• all guns now shoot the person shooting the gun
• all grenades/molotovs/flashbangs deal dmg/fire dmg/ nausea to the person throwing it
• create so much harm to players that everyone would be forced to be pacifistic to others
• or you know, just knife everybody I guess

 

/op everyone and free creative

also every1 gets access to /setkills and /setcredits

 

Remove noCheatPlus.
Remember that one time?

 

Happy late birthday

 

C4 still wouldn't be able to penetrate me and my 20 inches.
(wtf that sounded so weird)

 

Remove every map except killhouse2_inf
Give zombies slowness II
Give all players a ray gun with one bullet

Use wisely

 

I would add everything in War 2.0, then remove it all the day after.

@LeTim

 

Make all the guns weak in damage expect the Usp-45 with a high firerate

 

Me and my enderdragon go riding and spray my mini/iso/whatever the hell I want (knife too)

 

But like...Scav...though

 

Make minigun have each bullet be a 1shot >

 

Screw up gravity...so everyone can jump 10 blocks high.

Nerf all the guns so you would have to use knives.

And make everyone's skin look like stormtroopers....except for mine. Ha!

 

I am the most diabolical here.
Make nukes a 1 killstreak

 

Actually, the gravity should be inversed...so everyone just starts flying up. Like forever. And forever and forever

Well now, even lvl 1 people who just started Mc-War can get nukes! Awesome idea! We will get nukes like every few seconds! Magnificent!

 

This would be so hilarious.

 

and every nuke you get guarantees you another kill, a.k.a. another nuke, therefore when someone nukes and you die after getting a nuke, your nuke will get you another nuke with which to nuke that first nuke, which lets you get more nukes than you ever thought was possible.

 

Illuminati!