The Army of Cats

Calling all cats! I have an announcement to make! Take a look at some of the threads in the War section. There are literally as many cats as there are normal members and hardly any noticeable anti-cats. :V Give your selves a pat on the back! You are to thank for making this possible! We are most definitely taking over. If the War section has fallen to us, then who cannot help but notice our existence? Spread the word! Recruit more cats! But in the meantime, time for a little celebration!

 

Oh come now Romke, you know what you truly want. You know that Neko is right for you. Fire and Kitts have already seen the light. Join them. Put aside your hate and come to know the truth.

 

Only a fool or someone desperate would stake the fate of everything on a single fight. I am neither a fool, nor am I desperate. I have an army. You have a group of scrubs who seek to undermine us with petty banter. MUAHAHAHAHAHA You can't stop us with that my friend. ;D How about you leave them and join something better. Go neutral. That way you will neither have to join completely those you claim to hate nor associate yourself with those who are currently being trounced. I like you romke. I always have. I remember the old days with you and your skeleton avatar. Ah, those were the days. That being said, I believe it might be time for you to get a new avatar... You know that is what you truly want. They strongly appeal to you, do they not? This doesn't even require any thought. You know what side you truly wish to join, and you won't regret joining it.

Put yourself in my shoes. If I promote you simply because you asked, what then? Others would surely ask, and there would be those who resented my decision of promoting without what they consider being a good reason. This would lead to many asking for a promotion and lead to division. I we wish to remain strong, we must remain united. If you decide to leave, so be it. Better to lose one cat than divide and weaken ourselves. However, if you still feel strongly about wanting a promotion, pm me about it. I'm already thinking about ways to make this possible... You might be interested in knowing what I have in mind...

See my response to the above quote. I could make your custom title something veteran-ish, however promotions are still in early stages of thought. Also, welcome to the army. Your extreme loyalty is promising... very promising indeed...

Wonderful! You wish to be known as a playful cat? Done. Welcome to the army my friendly feline. It's nice to have another well-known member join.

Welcome o cat of WarZ. I assume your experience with that server has given you some survival skills, am I right? That may prove useful in our army. I'm sure you will fit right in.