The Existence of Post Staff Hipster Syndrome

What follows is yet another important public service announcement.
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Le point of dis publik servise anownsement iz 2 raze awairniss 4 Post Staff Hipster Syndrome (PSHS). :V This terrible disease has recently been discovered by Random Citizen PhD, with the assistance of @ASVPquique PhD. PSHS has been linked to remaining in the community after resigning or being demoted from a staff position here at Brawl. In addition to this, the disease has been linked to leaving the server community, but remaining on the forums community. If you know someone who has recently resigned or been demoted from a staff position, or if you know someone who has left the servers, but not the forums, please link them to this thread, as they could be at risk of contracting this disease.

This disease has terrible consequences, affecting the very minds of those who contract it. The known symptoms of this disease include: loss of respect for the community, acting as though above the community, trollish or disruptive behavior, acting "cool/hipsterish", loss of tact in forums posts, brutal honesty, use of MLG or 1337speak, overuse of acronyms, distrust/dislike of current or new staff members, hyper-reminiscence about "the golden days," use of "text memes" (Examples: :V, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), (̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤) <---- lol @Striker_Nine ), and overly critical mindsets. Extreme symptoms include: warning, temp-banning, and even banning of those who contract this potentially fatal disease.

Pls spred le awairness ov diz dizeez, and u myte save lieves. :V

Post your symptoms below, and invite anyone you think might have this disease to this thread. :V I exhibit three symptoms.

1. Use of "text memes" (Though I had this way before I resigned. :V)
2. Use of MLG or 1337speak
3. Hyper-reminiscence about "the golden days"

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Riiiiiiiight.

I have a PhD in staff sciences. :V

As he uses the text meme. (̲̅ ͡◥▶ ͜ʖ ͡◀◤)

 

*r8s agree*

 

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*likes*

*r8s agree* It affects all sorts of people. :V