Cringiest/ Most painful Moment (Awkward Is Better)

Swinging a stopwatch in circles. It then proceeded to hit my funny bone at high velocity.

 

I once was playing a game of tag with my friend. I was trying to get away from him by running into the house. I didn't see the screen on the door because it was a sunny day and I just wasn't paying attention. I ran straight into it....

 

A flying cockroach hanging on a wall. In your room. In the middle of the night.

 

I once put my hand in a boys butt-pocket in front if the class. Yep, bad mistake

 

My wrist was caught under my friends whilst wrestling. It was in an upright position facing the ceiling and they all toppled over it. I thought for sure it would've broken easily. It bent in the worst direction and at the weirdest angle. The twisting felt agonizing, however when they got off I let out a sigh and untwisted it. Everything was fine? I feel as though my wrist had super powers - Brawling too hard?

 

Dying on warz D: i cried 4 hours DDDD::

 

Wow, that must have looked really weird... Also there was this thing in the NBA where Steven Nash popped his nose, and then with a straight face popped it back into place. Kobe Bryant's facial expression was like

 

Mkay i have a metal chair right. (metal chair legs) i went to get a drink right? while im drinking my water, my brother happened to move my chair, and i had no socks on and *SNAP* big toe, meet chair, and i ended up choking hard on my water, so my toe is like, half broke and im choking on water, So painful and deathly feeling.

 

ordering a brawl shirt

 

buying stuff that aint ralph
nah jk but buying tshirts with heavy branding, it dont suit my current style

 

We were running on ice then the ice below us cracked and collapsed. We had to wait a few minutes before someone camp to help, the worst part is, a shard of ice had cut my palm.

 

My most awkward moment:
I was scuba-diving in Malaysia, and this enormous turtle kept following me and try to mate with me. I then trod on a sea-star (pointy little bastards) because the turtle bit me
>.<

 

I was on a family vacation to New Zeland and decided to get on this ride called "the sky swing" with my mom , the sky swing is basically a ball that lifts you up 75-100 feet in the air and drops you .... I almost threw up all over a random girl i was sitting next to ..