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Facts according to the community (100% True facts)

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by jakob112, Aug 22, 2015.

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  1. jakob112

    jakob112 Well-Known Member

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    I just wanted to state what is facts if you take what people say in mc war for true words:

    1. about 60-70% of the communities mothers are dead, or have cancer according to what people say.

    2. Half of the community is hackers,

    3. 75% of the people playing this game are new to the game (Noobs)'

    4. Those who are worse than you are noobs, those who are better than you are hackers, and those who the same as you are flukes.

    5. Anyone who has EVER used an l120 isolator is bad.
    Fact number 1337: Anyone doing better than you is hacking, and you have lag.

    Keep in mind this is not what i think, this is what the community says in game atleast.
     
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  2. Romkelolol

    Romkelolol Well-Known Member

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    I knew about 2 and 3. But never knew that that many people have dead mothers, or cancer.
     
  3. whitemagnum

    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    Add on fact:According to statistics made up by the community,
    100% of people using /war buy armor or /war buy superarmor and also hold down the longest bar on their keyboard (spacebar) while firing 100% accurate shots with their burst fire rifles are trying too hard.
     
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  4. FairyBlossom03

    FairyBlossom03 Active Member

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    Wow... I feal bad for those peoples moms... xD
    And apparently 60%-ish of players really like *stars*.
     
  5. ObamaTheReptile

    ObamaTheReptile Well-Known Member

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    Fact number 1337: Anyone doing better than you is hacking, and you have lag.
     
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  6. MR_EVIL_OVERLORD

    MR_EVIL_OVERLORD Elite Legacy Legend | PRO | Genius Super Villain

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    And anyone better than you is cheating.
     
  7. jakob112

    jakob112 Well-Known Member

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  8. StrikerSly

    StrikerSly Well-Known Member

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    - Anyone who has EVER used an l120 isolator is bad.
    - People who donate are the WORST people.
    - Those who are worse than you are noobs, those who are better than you are hackers, and those who the same as you are flukes.
    - 50% of people aren't allowed by their mothers to use paypal and they wish for you to donate for them.

    Just a rep. of the community m8.
     
  9. Vincz

    Vincz Brawl Player

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    I bet that everyone has at least once tried isolator so everyone is bad :wacky:
    And donators are worse than real hackers, sure!
     
  10. PumkinLp

    PumkinLp Well-Known Member

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    acctually its a kind of true but the facts you can keep it for warz too ... its so true ;( thats why i quit brawl (sry my friend)
     
  11. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    Did you know that Dr. Putty says replying to this thread gives you cancer?
     
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  12. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    Only reason I'd ever use ISO is to unlock Dissa faster.
     
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  13. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Anybody using 4 of the 5 donor weapons is a noob / p2w.
     
  14. SpeedBreaker

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    You forgot one. People lie and say they don't have a computer to play Minecraft on yet they're online at that given time. If you continue to ask, they just say they're at the library playing Minecraft
     
  15. cryotherm

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    What I see in chat:
    • evryone iz a hacker
    • 36-3 BOYZ GG
    • noob shaming, so bad at the game why are you even here?
    • noob calling out even if that 'noob' was the one who killed you
    • banter
    • everyone lauding @Striker_Sly or some other person for being a War legend
    • Hi _______
    • What gun is better, ______ or _______?
    • stop using raygun you noobs, everyone who uses raygun is noob
    • everyone who uses donor weapons is stupid noob that doesn't know how to play
    • iso noob cbow noob mini noob ray noob
     
  16. starbo1034

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    -People using armor and superarmor need it so they can nuke because if they dont have it then they will die before they can nuke
    -people using the ISO are noobs
    -people using the mini on FFA are noobs
    -people using the cbow on plaza are noobs
    -people skully jumping are noobs
    -people who always headshot with the l118a are iso noobs
     
  17. cryotherm

    cryotherm Well-Known Member

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    - People who kill you are either noobs if you call them that way (or if there are more than 3 enemies on your screen), or proficient players who are very good at the game
    - People who are better than you are noobs if you call them that way, or in the minds of newbie players almost everywhere, hackers. Those who are the same as you killed you arbitrarily. They aren't good at all, apparently.
    -That was totally me 5 months ago when I came back to the game. I still can't donate bc of unyielding mother. I don't really care anymore, but if someone donated for me, I would %*@^ing love that person forever. I think donations would make the game a little more fun, and I wouldn't have to suicide in every infected game because my chance of survival is very slim.
     
  18. Lekosa1

    Lekosa1 mineman

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    What about @_huehue (0.00000000001%) who complains when people buy armor?
     
  19. starbo1034

    starbo1034 Well-Known Member

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    Im fine if people buy armor unless they have a ray (infect), a cbow, or a Minigun
     
  20. Lekosa1

    Lekosa1 mineman

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    I have never bought armor in my life and I have 331k kills ._.
    Thats why I diss armor users.
     
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