MLG GUIDE TO CTF MODS DUN MOVE TRUST ME m98 thiS IS 100% MLG

How do I become good at this game?"

FIRSTLY IT IS A MANDATORY STEP 2 BUY SUMETHING FROM BRAWL ONLINE STORE.
THIS CAN BE EITHER A DANK MEMBERSHIP OR A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HACKS XDD. EITHER WAY IT WILL GRANT U PREMUM MEMBERSHIP WHICH IS USED 2 QUICKSCOPE UR HARDSCOPING ADVERSARIES TWICE AS HARD.

ARCHER RIFLE IS THE BEST GUN IN THE GAME

"What about The spells from mage?"
NO
NO
WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS MENTAL RETARDATION??
JESUS CHRIST THIS IS LIKE THE TYPE-95 FROM MW3
ITS A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NOOB GUN M8 GET UR FACTS RITE
THIS IS ONLY EVER USED BY SCRUBS WHO CAN'T FUKIN AIM EVEN THO IT REQUIRZ MLG SKILL
HOWEVER IN THE HANDS OF AN EXPERIENCED QUICKSCOPER LIEK ME IT WILL REK ALL THE AIMBOTTERS AND KILLAURA YOOL FACE, SO 'AVE THIS JUST IN CASE M8

ONLY TRUE QUICKSCOPERS GET KILLS ON THIS LEVEL M8 ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
AND NO I DIDN'T FARM THIS OFF SOME SCRUB GETIN MLG KSES
THIS WAS DONE VIA MY MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SKILL DAT HAVE BEEN EMBEDDED IN MY MOUNTAIN DEW FILLED BLOOD
SKILL + NOOB SPELLS = LE ENTIRE ♥♥♥♥ING SERVER CONSISTS OF REKT SCRUBS


ARCHER CLASS
OKAY I HAVE LISTED ARCHER AS THE MOST APPROPRIATE SCRUB-WRECKER
BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ♥♥♥♥ING WEPONS TO USE?
YOU KNOW, THE TOOLS U USE TO ♥♥♥♥ING 360 DESTROY A MAN ON THE BATTELFIELD
THE BELOW WEAPONS ARE THE OBVIOUS CHOICE FOR ANY PRO PLAYER LIK ME WHO HAS ELITE AND CAN REKT KIDS EZ

AS PREVIOUSLY MENTIONED THE BOW IS LE BEST WEAPON IN LE GAME WHEN MASTERED
THAT'S RIGHT, THE BOW
BECAUSE YOUR ENEMIES WILL BE IN AWE WHEN U 420 BLAZESCOPE THEM FROM ACROSS THE ENTIRE MAP WITHOUT EVEN ♥♥♥♥ING TRYING (つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ

UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS NO INTERVENTION
THAT'S RIGHT I ♥♥♥♥ING LIED IN THE GUIDE TITLE
LE BOW IS THE BEST UR GONNA GET M8 ᕙ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕗ ALL U GOT IS GOLD AND DIA SWORDS DAT MAKE U EZ

NEXT WE HAVE OUR INSTANTKILL KNIFE M8
IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER A SITUATION WHERE U CANT ♥♥♥♥ING AIM, THIS NOOB TOOL COULD BE USED
HOWEVER DUE TO THIS GAME'S ♥♥♥♥ DESIGN IT DOESN'T INSTANTKILL LIKE IT SHOULD IN OUR BELOVED CALL OF DUTY, BUT U HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT



MAGE CLASS
DESPITE THE SPELL SPAMMER GUN BEING A NOOB GUN IT IS ALSO THE MOST DEVASTATING PILE OF ♥♥♥♥ IN THE GAME
ITS A DIRECT UPGRADE TO SWORD BECUASE U DUN HAVE ONE XDDDDD
HOWEVER ONLY USE THIS IF YOU ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO AIM
OTHERWISE U LOOK AS IF UR ONLY USING IT BECAUSE U CANT AIM WITH ANYTHING ELSE

WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ WHY ISN'T THAT MAGE DYING OH ♥♥♥♥ NOW HES GONNA WOMBO COMBO ME WITH HES 69 SPELLS"


WAIT WHAT ABOUT THE OTHER CLASSES?
OKAY I ALREADY MENTIONED HOW TO PLAY LE ARCHER AND MAGE
R THERE ANY OTHER CLASSES WHICH REK SCRUBS AS MUCH AS ARCHER AND MAGE?

NOPE
NADA
♥♥♥♥ NO
THAT'S RIGHT THE OTHER 10 CLASSES ARE 4 ♥♥♥♥ING SCRUBS, DON'T USE THEM OR UR A ***UETTE
"ISNT LIK ENGI GUD OR NECRO M98?"
NO
ENGI AND NECRO IS A USELESS PIECE OF CRAP
♥♥♥♥ OFF

HOWEVER, NINJA IS EQUALLY EFFECTIVE AS ARCHER OR MAGE BUT ONLY IF YOU 414 GHOST CAP AND SPAM XDDDD AND LOL M8 U GOT REKT IN CHAT

BELOW ARE SOME INSTANT CLASSICS THAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS SPAM THE CHAT WITH

• "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
• "meatshot 8)"
• "¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
• "hole in hed"
• "get fukin noscoped xDDdDxDD"
• "check urself before u shrek urself"
• "not rekt ☐ rekt ☑"
• "GET REKT YOU BOOB"

ANOTHER EFFECTIVE STRATEGY IS TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS TO HELP GET YOUR POINT ACROSS, WHICH IS A VALID STRATEGY USED IN THIS GUIDE, WHICH IS AN IDEA I SWEAR TO DANK LORD GABEN DIDN'T STEAL XDD


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OI M8 DANKS FOR READING THIS
AS LONG AS YOU REMEMBER WHAT I HAVE TAUGHT YOU, YOU WILL BE VERY SUCCESSFUL IN REKING CHEEKY SCRUBS

REMEMBER TO NEVER TRUST A DANCING SKELLINGTON!