Let's make a shrine for our lord savior Eil

I was only 9 years old
I loved @Eil so much.
I had all the merchandise and movies
I pray to Eil every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.
Eil is love I say, Eil is life
My dad overhears me and calls me a loser for worshipping an internet god
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Eil
I called him a p4 hoarder
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
Im crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me
Its Eil
I am so happy
He whispers in to ear "this is my p4 ubr3"
He grabs me with his powerful Eil hands and puts me on my Drop Party Stance
I'm ready
I catch the diamonds for Eil
He throws them from the letter S
It is too much pressure but I do it for Eil
I can feel my inv becoming heavier and heavier as my eyes start to water
I catch the diamonds
I want to please Eil
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my inventory with his diamonds
My dad walks in
Eil looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all s5 fa2 now"
Eil leaves through my window
Eil is love, Eil is life