Weirdest situation ever

2016 or 2015?

 

How stupid :v he needs to drink water at the same time v:

 

When I asked a girl out and she turned out to be a lesbian :<

 

I was outside science class and a friend of mine who's sometimes kinda weird about sexual intercourse, invited us to a party and someone was like "lol I bet it's just gonna be one massive orgy" so I was like "I'll bring the condoms and the lube!" right as my science teacher walked past and he just kinda looked down at me and didn't say anything.

 

>2015
>I presume this girl had some weird crush on me
>Gestures for me to hold her hand and I reach down and high five it
>Realizes moments later she was trying to hold my hand
>Ohdear

>2015
>Around normies
>Start talking about the internet in general
>Says I've seen some f*cked up ****, they get curious
>Explains that I've seen a photoshop of a decapitated child corpse getting f*cked by a black man
>endConversation()

>2015
>I'm a druggie moron
>Finds stash of Ambien (Favorite at the time)
>Parents out at dinner
>Takes way more than I should
>Forgets to put other pills away
>Parents come home
>Trying to walk and speak, theyknow.png
>Hospital
>Has to explain the Zippo, pack of Winstons, and the pills
>Wasn't fun

 

3 really big things happened. (2015) It's ordered biggest, to least
1. April: I got bus suspended for fighting (On the bus obviously), and I was expecting to get a schedule change, because I requested one., so I when I went latterly to the main office school. My districts transportation officer was there, and I thought that he was the schedule person, so I asked him about my schedule change, and he told me about how I was in-trouble. (It was super embarrassing)

2. December: A special ed kid, just kept saying the N word, and there is allot if black people in my school, and one punched him right in the head and I was probably 10 feet away from the it.

3. May: There is this bear called Mikes hard lemonade or something like that, and I opened one a thought it tasted really good, so I drank 4 bottles, and I thought it would be a good idea to go up this hill by my house and ride my skateboard down it barefoot, and I cut the top of my foot, my hand, and my leg open.

 

I was standing in line at Disneyland with some gay adult standing behind me and my little brother. My little bro looks back and the guy just looks at him for a second and then gives him this extremely creepy smile. Though a little creeped out, we had to restrain ourselves from bursting out laughing about it. :V

WOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

O_O That must have sucked. :V

All funny. :V