Top 10 Best Mc-War Players

I'd like to commemorate this thread to #YoutubeDrama, because with youtube drama, I still don't care.

10) The guy that wants to do well but is complete trash
9) The +30 who complains about lag, killstreaks, and people who are much better than him.
8) The guy who bought the minigun.
7) The person who bought everything on the Mc-War store.
6) The person who got a nuke from shooting noobs on a 20-player server.
5) The person who keeps on playing even though he should really evaluate his life. @iEddie
4) The toxic sh*thead who will spew into a furious, non-apprehensive, unbridled, combustible rhetoric when he gets killed too often.
3) The kid who complains about life in chat despite everyone not giving a sh*t. @Philosophiqal
2) The kid who keeps on playing despite not giving a sh*t. @Philosophiqal
1) Everyone who keeps on playing Mc-War even though the appeal has dwindled, everyone who is good is actually pretty bad, and everyone who plays needs that fuel to get ahead.

You guys are significant, because without you guys, the top ten players on the leaderboards wouldn't get to where they are now.

thanks Mc-War players who still play a wheezing, hacking old man
Thanks mc-War players because you contribute to a learning curve that doesn't climb up a mountain
Thanks @Philosophiqal because you're a [insert racially offensive banter here]
Thanks @hitler for giving me 20 elo that I soon lost
Thanks all the people below who will not launch into rhetoric claiming that I'm entitled or something and that Mc-War 2.0's absence is excusable because of something about coding or something like that.

thanks all the people who comforted me in my darkest times of depression, because without you, I still wouldn't care, and I still would've pretended.

Thanks people, because I still don't care, even though I do even though I wish I didn't as much, and something about apathy or effort in video games or something like that.

 

I would say like a hyper-active toddler who wants some candy
and by hyper-active i mean bloodthirsty just like that fervor that ferocity that primal energy the fury in his eyes
he wants them kills he can't be stopped just look at those eyes he's huffing now **** he's going to blow the house down oh nu
like a bunny rabbit restrained by its master for so long that it gets absorbed in misery and resentment and animosity and ferocity and some other word that is similar here that the bunny goes on an indiscriminate vehement ill-passioned rampage against everything in his path and then he drops a nuke and kills everyone

but gorilla works too yey