My Application for Owner

Brawl Owner Application: PistolPa- Pat_The_Trick I mean!

Have you watched this video?

- No, But I have read all of Eminem's songs and memorised them to make up for this.

What is your in-game name? - On my Alt Pat_The_Trick, on my main PistolPar- Uhh, I mean PirhanaPiratesYar.
Have you changed your name in the past? If you have, please list them. - Alt - None. Main - None
Does anyone else have access to your Minecraft account? - Yes, my brother from another mother named Stevenson. He applied for JMod here about... 83 years ago.

How old are you? - Physically - 20 Mentally - 9. (So obviously 16)
What time zone are you in? - The Earth's... Oh wait! This is a trick question! I'm in... The Milky Way's! (Delicious, taste of choccy)
Are you multilingual? Can you speak multiple languages? -
Yes, Italian - Pizza Pizza Pizza. French - Baguette Baguette Baguette.
Chinese - Noodles Noodles Noodles. Japanese - Sushi Sushi Sushi. I also speak Australian, German, English, Mexican, Korean, Swiss, Welsh, Scottish, Irish, American and Norweigan.

What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - That it's a game. BET YOU $50 YOU DIDNT KNOW THAT
What is your experience with moderating servers, if any? - Well, these days everyone believes what they think is true but is not, so I'm going to be honest. I own ArkhamNetwork and DesiredCraft and HiveMC and Hypixel and others.
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - Mutes, Bans and kicks. Also Abuse and rebellion.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Several, however don't tell anyone else on Brawl. Shh, Shh.
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - Yea- I mean no! No! I'm definitely not permanently muted on HiveMC and definitely not year muted here!

What do you consider your greatest strength? - My Hacks.
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - My Lack of skill.


How active do you consider yourself on Brawl? - Very, I play for 3 minutes every day!
Which Brawl servers are you most active on? - AFK in Lobby.
How many hours can you provide a day and during what time frame? - 3+6969 = 9000... So 0.8 hours a day.

What would you do if someone breaks a rule in-game? - Ban them permanently if it's using Foul chat, Mute them permanently if it's hacks.
What would you do if someone breaks a rule on the forums? - Pretend I'm Liam Neeson and threaten them.
What would you do if someone breaks a rule on TS3? - Tell them off, by saying - 'If you mess up again, I might just eat your dinner.'

Situation (as a staff member): You log on Brawl, and you’re told that there is a huge, game-breaking economy glitch. No Admins are online to solve the situation. What steps would you take to handle the issue? - Kick every player so I can abuse the glitch myself, before than accusing the next Mod to join of doing so.

How many Brawl staff applications have you made in the past? - 1+1=2, so 69.
What is the date of the last application you submitted? - 6/9/69.

Do you have a working microphone? - Yes, I use it to make weird sounds on YouTube! Check my channel out - ' .-. '

Are you able to record and upload videos? - Yeah, but I have to slowly torture myself to leave MC and open another app.

Do you generally know how all the staff member commands work? - Yes. /kick [Chap] Perma and /Mute [Player] Perma

Anything else we should know about you? - I do drugs, go on robberies to pay off my drug debts and like to quick scope people on my BMW - Bat Mobile at the Skate Park every Tuesday for an hour.

This thread is based solely on humour and is not 100% factual... Or is it?

 

Thank you for your support! #MuchLove

 

lel called the number and it said, 'service is not available.'
... What type of service...?
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