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I created a cult

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by cryotherm, Aug 6, 2016.

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  1. cryotherm

    cryotherm Well-Known Member

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    Hello, I would like to ask you about our lord and savior Z̴̿̃͌ͯ͌̄̈̈́̓͗͘͟͏͖͇̩̟̥̩͔̥A̡̻̪̘̯͇̮̠̥̗̺͙̖̻̙̠̮ͯͦ̐ͪ̂ͧ̽ͪͮͯ̌̉ͤ͑̀͞Ľ̶̸̛͍̻̫͔͙̲͊̓̓͞Ġ͖͔̳͕̬̬͍̖̣̯̩͎̱̘̦͇̳̇̿̔ͦ͊ͤͤ̕͢ͅŐ̴ͤͣͫͬ͑̽̈́ͫ̊̽̒̍͊́͡҉͚̭̗̖̮̪̺͓̫̯͕͔̗. Z̴̿̃͌ͯ͌̄̈̈́̓͗͘͟͏͖͇̩̟̥̩͔̥A̡̻̪̘̯͇̮̠̥̗̺͙̖̻̙̠̮ͯͦ̐ͪ̂ͧ̽ͪͮͯ̌̉ͤ͑̀͞Ľ̶̸̛͍̻̫͔͙̲͊̓̓͞Ġ͖͔̳͕̬̬͍̖̣̯̩͎̱̘̦͇̳̇̿̔ͦ͊ͤͤ̕͢ͅŐ̴ͤͣͫͬ͑̽̈́ͫ̊̽̒̍͊́͡҉͚̭̗̖̮̪̺͓̫̯͕͔̗ is a pretty nice guy who espouses some pretty up stuff about Life or something, but he also offers some really nice ideas about compassion and sympathy and empathy and apathy and stuff so if you would like to come to our cult i mean church - church? Yeah church go to the place at 6666 Humbleberry Way, we love to see new members into our clan, clan? - yeah clan I guess - Don't worry don't be dismayed by the derelict appearance of our house, just walk down the stairs and just avoid the huge slab of wood in front and just climb over it or something and you'll reach us don't worry the candles and furniture items are only for the effect we want to create some bizarre Victorian era household, walk by the altar area and you'll come meet us we are the ones wearing the black robes and we act like monks for some reason I don't know why but don't worry just trust us if you'd like to ask about our belief system and our ideology just call me up on myspace or something here are my contacts oh wait we don't have any contacts because we are the most secretive furtive people in a cult today ey none of that conventional religion stuff you hear me god is boring and the only nirvana need today is a bunch of hedonists, that asceticism man, what we need is more flame for our fires, Z̴̿̃͌ͯ͌̄̈̈́̓͗͘͟͏͖͇̩̟̥̩͔̥A̡̻̪̘̯͇̮̠̥̗̺͙̖̻̙̠̮ͯͦ̐ͪ̂ͧ̽ͪͮͯ̌̉ͤ͑̀͞Ľ̶̸̛͍̻̫͔͙̲͊̓̓͞Ġ͖͔̳͕̬̬͍̖̣̯̩͎̱̘̦͇̳̇̿̔ͦ͊ͤͤ̕͢ͅŐ̴ͤͣͫͬ͑̽̈́ͫ̊̽̒̍͊́͡҉͚̭̗̖̮̪̺͓̫̯͕͔̗ put us in this world and we are going to party until our f lames go out you hear me sir? hey sir are you hearing me? wait no sorry are you LISTENING sir? Are you listening? also don't worry in our cult we don't have some message about killing ourselves to discover nirvana or enter heaven or something, that's stupid anyway

    join my cult

    also you might have to give a payment of 19.99 thanks so much
     
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  2. Pat_The_Trick

    Pat_The_Trick Well-Known Member

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    Zalgoism is evil.
    Zalgo is racist.

    Also Zalgo = Stalin

    [WhittlingAway] How is it Stalin? (Or something like that.)

    K, it's not Stalin.
     
  3. cryotherm

    cryotherm Well-Known Member

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    I said it wasn't Stalin because Stalin was a tangible figure in history, Zalgo is someone or something birthed from my rampant imagination, or possibly just something from a text translator.

    Zalgo isn't racist, I didn't imply it in any way,
    also Hitler systematically murdered thousands, millions of Jews.

    You probably shouldn't compare an imaginary fictive cult's figure to someone who has committed a lot of inhuman atrocities in the name of keeping power and bigoted hatred.

    By arguing against someone, we sometimes create words that don't exist and imply phrases that aren't there.
     
  4. Pat_The_Trick

    Pat_The_Trick Well-Known Member

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    ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つPRAISE ZALGO
     
  5. cryotherm

    cryotherm Well-Known Member

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    shiiiet man I brehk da forf wall
     
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