Team OWNER

Welcome to:


About us:

We're a team that doesn't raid, farm, sell, or even PvP. Why? Because we let our employees do all of the hard work for us. Join team OWNER and let all of the players take on your dirty tasks. It's the simple life. Enjoy it.
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The OWNER application is the highest team rank you can obtain on Raid. That being said, don't be surprised if you're denied.

Application for OWNER:

[OWNER]: Are you worthy? If yes, then how?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Would you say your success is dependent on yourself or others? Explain.
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: What do you do to pass by time on Raid?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Do you eat light, mid, or heavy meals? Where do you obtain your food?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Do you wear large amounts of armor? Why or why not?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Are you a passive or aggressive person? How does it work out for you?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: How much money (g) do you have? What's your prime way of obtaining it?
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Is all of the following information you've provided true? If yes, sign your IG name.
[Simple Human]:
[OWNER]: Your OWNER score is being processed. We are now having our employees work extremely hard to give us back your data report.


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The employee application is an extremely rare position to obtain. Obtaining this position will make you respected like an OWNER... or maybe not. However, you'll hold part in being a small owner of the company.
Application for employee:

[employer]: Do you cook food well?
[Simple Human]:
[employer]: How fast is your ore production rate?
[Simple Human]:
[employer]: Will you ignore your home life in attempt to get the OWNER's what they need?
[Simple Human]:
[employer]: How efficient will you be for 9g an hour?
[Simple Human]:
[employer]: To start of your job are you willing to pay 25g for your uniform?
[Simple Human]:
[employer]: Thank you very much. We'll contact you in the next few days to tell you if you've gotten the job. Now please take a step aside while we interview our next 20 possible employees.

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Thanks everyone. And name changed to OWNER with a zero since the staff was jealous of the team's name.

 

Our team's employees have processed your score: 10%
They believe you're a cow and not an OWNER. BUT we'll accept you onto the team since we need milk. Strong bones are needed in a strong OWNER.

 

Hmmm. Can this Monkey be lazy?