Totally Serious Mod Application

Abusive-Moderator Application​

Read over this thread: https://www.brawl.com/threads/14752/
If you do not meet the requirements (active, helpful, must have TeamSpeak, etc) do not apply yet; it will be an auto deny.

What is your hood name? - Idk
Is your Minecraft account secured and migrated? - yeh bby

How old are you? - 16
What time zone are you in? - The one where a day lasts 24 hours
Are you multilingual? Can you speak multiple languages? - I am highly proficient in Meme.

What is your experience and knowledge of Abusing Power? - Very high
What is your experience with moderating servers, if any? - 24XP

Why do you want to become a moderator on Brawl? - So I can ban small children and big children. And adults, and old people. I want power, and being of low morality I find I need to put other people down in order to evaluate my self worth.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Indeed my fine fellow. I am proud to say I have used hacks on Roblox many times in the past. However I did accidentally spawn a clay soldier on a server when I was 12 which ended up summoning the black beast, and bringing about the end of that server.

Have you ever been punished (banned, kicked, muted, etc) legitimately on a public Minecraft server? If so, why? - I did once for abusing my powers as a mod on another server. Admin kicked me so I hacked his server and demanded a ransom of 5p.

What do you consider your greatest strength? - Deez nuts

What do you consider your greatest weakness? - My self control

Which Brawl server(s) are you most active on? - None? Why does this even matter?

How many Brawl staff applications have you made in the past? - About 20

What is the date of the last application you submitted? - Unclear question. Are you referring to the time of posting this, or to the time an admin would have read this?
If it is the former, then 13th/2/2017.
If it is the latter then 14th/2/2017 (If I haven't posted another within the next 3 hours)
Do you have Deez Nuts? - Yep

Anything else you would like to state? - I have no friends!

If your application is accepted, you will move on to an interview on TeamSpeak. Should you be denied, you will be first and foremost banished from this server and your body shall be returned to the high cliffs of daliminion.

Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

Yes - 500 Votes
No - 1 vote (He's banned now)


I would just like to add that this isn't a joke.
Last time I checked this was allowed

 

Haha, much thanks guys!

 

I specialize in ancient, dead memes. I'm sorry.... someone has to....

On a side note, thank you very much for that most legitimate rating.

 

ai crai evrytiem

On a side note you're now banned from the internet.
Jk ily