We've Done Bad Things

Many of us have broken rules, mistakenly or on purpose. But most of the time we're lucky enough to be given a second chance... or a third chance... or a fortieth chance. Point being I find it pretty difficult to get banned unless you're trying. Calm Down

Just for the sake of getting the large overbearing weight lifted off your chest tell us any rules you've broken and any possible stories you have. Think of it like counseling for the nightmarish things you've done. I know some of you may see this as an opportunity to throw salt at your bannist so to avoid flame wars between staff and players just say the phrase "Brawl is my city" and we'll understand you. *Pats on back. If a such player decides to not oblige by saying such a simple phrase then the opposing staff member must reply back "Brawl is not your city". This is how we keep our forums a clean happy place.

Now that I've satisfied my boredom and exhausted the list of cheeky things I have to say here's a list of underlined rules I've broken and tiny font 'stories' behind them. By reading such 'stories' you'll come to find what a horrible person I am and question my existence on this game known as Minecraft. If I so happen be an individual that grinds the gears of a +MOD who's reading this... I'll have you know that 99.99% of my list is fictional and that this thread is a serious discussion to prevent people's past from haunting them:

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Oh my gawd. I just went through the list and have come a consensus that "I have crippling depression" is far more than a meme, but instead a statement that fully describes my state of being after reading through all of the horrible things I've done. More importantly I've come to realize this is the stupid poop I do instead of homework and studying. But I hope my time's worth giving you all a moment to reflect on yourself and appreciate what a scum-dumpling you are.

Papa bless the brave souls who've read everything (and found the Easter egg).

****Notice this is lighthearted humor and is not considering malicious rule breaking acceptable (although I've had many moments which aren't highlighted to keep this forum's context fun and harmless)****

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You're a disgrace to all of us.

 

If we are comparing lists than you have put mine to shame o-o Gg good sir.