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Funniest newbie/noob quotes

Discussion in 'MC-War' started by Ice_Bear1, Apr 18, 2018.

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  1. MoistMayonnaise

    MoistMayonnaise Highly Established Member

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    "MoistMayonnaise is good!"
    ~Said no one ever.
     
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  2. Knaber

    Knaber Well-Known Member

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    You're soggy.
     
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  3. SuperBen4

    SuperBen4 Profile Pic by Hexivoid

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    Big newbie @Snail_5_ /reported me for hacking :grin:
     
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  4. Epicfurno

    Epicfurno HYDRA Leader

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  5. Charlie_0014

    Charlie_0014 Build & BT Overlord, Party Sub-Overlord

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    2018-05-31_18.56.04.png
     
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  6. iamdroone

    iamdroone returned

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    someone asked. Why am I losing xp levels
     
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  7. AgentSilverfish

    AgentSilverfish not v cool

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    someone accused me of flying in the lobby...
     
  8. TheMafias

    TheMafias Something wise

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    Maybe you shouldn't be flying and cheating. I'll ban you now
     
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  9. AgentSilverfish

    AgentSilverfish not v cool

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    Sorry Ma'am
     
  10. JudeK1

    JudeK1 Member

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    Like Prouddyyy someone said I fly hacked on Hijacked so CAShep said that I should stay on the ground xD.
     
  11. Hexivoid

    Hexivoid Well-Known Member

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    If you're a technology geek, please take your time to read this. You'll receive a major laugh.
    (Spoilers remove fonts)

    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » no, on iphone you could jailbreak to get cool stuff
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » jailbreak IOS and you can skin anything
    [CHAT] Lvl 56 [HEX] §7Hexivoid » Hehe, you actually have to void your warranty
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » no
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » jailbeaking doesnt void warranty
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » but
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » rooting does
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » and
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » google shuts your phone down
    [CHAT] Lvl 56 [HEX] §7Hexivoid » You can't be serious
    [CHAT] Lvl 56 [HEX] §7Hexivoid » Look this stuff up
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » i did
    [CHAT] Lvl 56 [HEX] §7Hexivoid » You instantly looked up jailbreaking rn?
    [CHAT] Lvl 32 [GIGN] §rVIP §8* §r§r§e§lSkillful§r §bJxngo » no
    [CHAT] Lvl 56 [HEX] §7Hexivoid » Literally ask any American carrier about jailbreaking

    I wanna purchase that Lizard username now!
     
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  12. Ice_Bear1

    Ice_Bear1 Well-Known Member

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    Ice Bear says did you know that the warranty void if peeled stickers aren’t true?
     
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  13. Hexivoid

    Hexivoid Well-Known Member

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    Hexivoid did not know that. Is that true worldwide?
     
  14. PearJR_

    PearJR_ Active Member

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    I told to new players how to report like this
    /report PearJR_ OMG He is PEAR! And his clan is PEAR too!

    And someone told me


    "r u rly pear"
     
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  15. Hexivoid

    Hexivoid Well-Known Member

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    "And stop trying to act edgy - this is a Minecraft forum, it's embarrassing." -SoCool
     
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  16. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    i want to kill myself
     
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  17. Hexivoid

    Hexivoid Well-Known Member

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    Please don't <3
     
  18. FETUSGOBBLER

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    There was once a time when FETUSGOBBLER was playing on 1.mc-war.com and a seemingly new player said “FETUSGOBBLER, you are such an easy and bad player ha ha ha.”

    FETUSGOBBLER was not amused by this remark, and proceeded to own that noob like a boss!
     
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  19. Hexivoid

    Hexivoid Well-Known Member

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    Lol, he got banned right after he made that post? xD ;D
     
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