Keep CTF Great - Trump for Moderator

President Donald J. Trump's Absolutely Incredible Moderator Application​

Read over this thread: http://www.brawl.com/threads/14752/
If you do not meet the requirements (active, helpful, must have Discord, etc) do not apply yet; it will be an auto deny.

What is your in-game name? - EmperorTrump45

Is your Minecraft account secured and migrated? - It is. And let me just say, for the record, that my Minecraft account is the greatest Minecraft account you have ever seen. Believe me, it's so, so, good. I have an absolutely amazing skin, OK? I was talking with some of my advisors earlier, and I said "Don't you guys think I did a tremendous number on this skin?" and they said "Yes Mr. President" and I looked at Mike and said "Mike come here, tell me isn't this the most amazing skin you've ever seen?" and he said "Yes sir." and let me tell you, it was a beautiful thing ok? An absolutely beautiful thing. It has the most views on namemc by the way, you should check it out, great site. Great, great site. People in quarantine you know, it's a difficult time, no one's sure what to do but they're sure spending a lot of time looking at my skin. Not that I blame them it's a great skin. So, so great. You know, I'm getting likes like you wouldn't believe... And the people who run that site? They're doing a great job, just like our first responders, incredible really incredible.

How old are you? - 73

What time zone are you in? - EST

Are you multilingual? Can you speak multiple languages? - This is America. We speak English in America. Now I'm sure other countries have nice languages and nice people, most of them, but we speak a certain way here and let me tell you it's a beautiful thing, it really is.

What is your experience and knowledge of Brawl? - I have played on this great server for the last 4 years. Sometimes I get very tired of being President, it's a difficult job. Very tough, sometimes. I just like to go to my kiddie desk now and then and let Steve take over. Steve, if you're reading this, you're doing a tremendous job keep it up.

What is your experience with moderating servers, if any? -
Look, some people say that what I did with handling Corona was very smart, very smart people said that. Nobody believed me first but doctors said "how do you know all this stuff". I tell you, I could've become a doctor, maybe, a goood doctor. Just as I can become a very good moderator. I don't know, maybe I'm just that smart

Why do you want to become a moderator on Brawl? - I would like the honor, and privilege, of moderating this absolutely tremendous server to continue the amazing progress we have made these last four years. We have Made Brawl Great Again and we need to continue this by Keeping Brawl Great. This server, let me tell you folks, it is so, so great. And it was much worse before Trump arrived. It was a complete disaster. That's what happens when your server is run by liberals, they can't do anything right, just look at Obamacare, what a wreck that is. But we are going to make some tremendous deals for Brawl ok? And you know that nobody makes deals better than me. I wrote the book on deals folks, it's all in there. I've done some very tough negotiating with CHINA and I gotta say, it's required some very difficult calls sometimes. But that's what a server needs, a moderator who is tough, who is firm, and who is committed to making some of the most unbelievable deals you've ever seen. I was a very successful businessman, started with a small loan of a million dollars in real estate from my father the great Fred Trump, and with your vote I will be an even more successful moderator.

Have you ever used a hacked client before? - No I have not used, what did you call them, hacked clients? I heard only the Chinese and certain immigrants used those. Terrible situation and it is past time we did something about it. As your moderator I will be very tough on the Mexicans and the Chinese. So, so tough. They are bringing flame, they are bringing nodus, they are bringing ghost clients. And some, I assume, are good people. But we can only verify this through a Screen Share Protocol, OK? That's the only way. That's what I told Mike the other day I said "Mike, you know this Screen Share Protocol they're talking about? Tremendous idea, lets get on that" and you know what he said? He said "I agree, I'll get right on it" and that's what we're doing out here folks. We will deal with the hackers, we will do so very strongly, and very directly. For too long we have been losing to these foreign hackers and under my moderation that will continue no longer. We will make our servers safe again and we will keep them that way. That's what you'll see in the first 40 days of a Trump staff team, winning and winning bigly. And with the most 'winner' ratings on this site I know a lot about winning OK? You can trust me on that.

Have you ever been punished (banned, kicked, muted, etc) legitimately on a public Minecraft server? If so, why? -
I have never been legitimately punished on any minecraft server. There were many tries, I tell you, many tries to get me wrongfully punished. It was a complete witch hunt by dishonest people who didn't want to see me win.

What do you consider your greatest strength? - Well, you all know how modest I am but I gotta say everything, honestly. I started with a million dollars and built a multibillion dollar fortune in real estate, I won the biggest election landslide of all time in 2016 - which the media, by the way, said I would lose in a big way. I had the biggest inauguration day rally in Presidential history, much bigger than Obama's by a mile. So, so big. My administration has secured our borders and grown our economy. We are now leading the response to the Corona Virus. Not everyone could accomplish this, and with your support for moderator we can accomplish so much more. Lets win and lets win big!

What do you consider your greatest weakness? - I would consider the fake news media to be my greatest weakness.

Which Brawl server(s) are you most active on? - CTF

How many Brawl staff applications have you made in the past? - 5

What is the date of the last application you submitted? - May 22, 2019

Do you have Discord? - I have an absolutely tremendous discord account and I invite all of you to my personal discord server Trump Discord. It's a great place, lots of good people, I'm sure we can all have a great time. Just send me a friend request and that's all it takes. It's like filing your tax return ok, you can do it in minutes or even on the back of a card. That's what they tell me, and it's incredible. Just incredible.

Anything else you would like to state? - I'd like to mention that my uncle, incredible man by the way, was a MIT physicist and he taught me lots of things about the nuclear and bringing light inside the body. Some of you may doubt what can be accomplished with UV light but it's unbelievable it really is. If we let enough light in certain areas of the body, like the lungs, we can reopen in no time. Trust me, what they've done with the science here... absolutely remarkable. Like a cleansing, almost.

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