Team Envy eGirl applications now open!

Hi all, Vendor here,

We here at Team Envy have spent so much time creating such a well rounded roster. There are trackers, like Skilless, PvPers, like Varrio. We also have Jeenss. We have everything that a roster could need, right? Wrong. Here at Envy, We've been suffering too long from a glaring issue in our roster, it isn't perfectly rounded. What is a good team without an eGirl?

Far too long have we had to wake up every morning, only to look in our Discord only to see the same familiar faces in there, for months on end. We have no choice but to recruit. "Why don't you just recruit another guy?" You might ask? Well, we have insanely strict requirements for guys on skill and brain capacity, and every player that has ever joined raid that passes the test is already in Envy. We have no other choice than to expand our options.

Requirements for Team Envy eGirl:

• eGirl skin made after the year 2015 (Not Negotiable)
• Must play on Lunar client. If she ain't on Lunar, she's fine with cheating. (Negotiable)
• Must be at least 16 years old (Highly negotiable)
• Must have discord with working mic (Not negotiable)
• Bad relationship with your father is preferred, but not required.
• Snapchat score must be lower than Lissy.
• Can build basic farm, knows how to build banks and vaults. Understands nether travel.

Application:

• How old are you?
• What is your IGN?
• Can you build a farm?
• Answer this hypothetical: You type something in Envy chat that is immediately deleted by a moderator. Vete @'s you and says, "Post it again, see what happens" What is your response to this?

Benefits Include:

• Being in the best team to ever touch raid.brawl.com
• Since we have very few Europeans, we are easily the most attractive team as well.
• Only one (1) British person
• Most active team Discord (40 boosts)
• Quick Career Advancement Opportunities
• Work from Home
• After 1 cumulative year with Envy, you start to receive healthcare benefits and start to gather Paid Time Off.
• Matching 401k
• Paid Holidays

As long as the requirements aren't too far out of your range, we encourage all aspirating eGirls to apply. We have incredibly high standards of community, and take matters such as workplace sexual harassment (or harassment of any kind) very seriously. We make sure to upkeep a healthy place for growth and prosperity. If you get denied, don't worry! You can always join our feeder team, Breach, and try to join us again later! They always do!

Envy is committed to a diverse and inclusive workplace. Envy is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of protected veteran status, disability (If you don't believe this, we invited 360mod), age, or other legally protected status. For individuals with disabilities who would like to request an accommodation please visit /t i Envy on raid and check the description!



P.S. If you're a guy, and apply as a joke, you're not funny, no one asked, and you're cleared next map.

 

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I thought so as well, but we felt the need to put it in there just in case.

 

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