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excessive amounts

 

of blue

 

color

 

Tide PODS.

Spoiler: Previous Stories

>There once was not one who plays brawl while also was looking for a hot, single furry.

>So that one who understands how to be a part of destroying all like a certain virus called ebola.

>It is gay to believe in the military because they don't believe in jumping.
>Consequently, soldiers had a hard time washing their new iPhone with bleach because of very small jumping muscles.
>Their iPhones were better off without constant insertion of large sausages into their gaping charging ports.
>The general loved his six chins and nine Twitter followers, so he hosted mukbangs where he removed sausages from his blind husband's orifices.
>In conclusion, we might like sausages when there aren't soldiers to invade Twitter feeds.

>When a circus clown starts eating, he becomes ceremonially unclean and begins to convulse violently and excrete ichor.
>He decided to perform his favorite George Bush fanfic play where he flies jets into massive manmade constructions in the "Big Apple."
>The performance was not sufficiently realistic because he melted steel in the buildings using your mom.

>Tom's forehead (9" long) is so enormous that it blocks all sunlight, it ruins everything ever, and it shines brightly even in the worst visual conditions.

>Lord Roke watches Tom as he simultaneously hangs 127 ____s [<-----insert your favorite protected group here] from a freeway overpass because he hates ____s. [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

>Egg rolls are too crunchy to shove down orifices without having to cover them in thick horse milk and slather it on exceedingly liberally.

>Creeper, aw man.

>rmure, mining away, pondered life whilst sitting on a hill.
>This hill is very squishy because of its excessive amounts of blue color Tide PODS.

We're doing two-word stories, m8.

 

There once

 

was a

 

dude named

 

@Romkelolol McFuriluvr

 

. @Romkelolol McFuriluvr

 

enjoyed furry

 

things such

 

as furries

 

whilst making

 

good things

 

With furries

 

they were

 

Also doing

 

something bad

 

eh? Did you misspell something? I don't understand.

 

Now should be good.