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amounts of

 

yummy ****

 

, that my

 

mother doesn't

 

love me

 

But she

 

, instead, only

 

eats disgusting

 

bok choy

 

because she

 

hates your

 

salad dressing

 

from hell.

 

She was

 

(The hell was that last sentence though? .-.)

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>There once was not one who plays brawl while also was looking for a hot, single furry.

>So that one who understands how to be a part of destroying all like a certain virus called ebola.

>It is gay to believe in the military because they don't believe in jumping.
>Consequently, soldiers had a hard time washing their new iPhone with bleach because of very small jumping muscles.
>Their iPhones were better off without constant insertion of large sausages into their gaping charging ports.
>The general loved his six chins and nine Twitter followers, so he hosted mukbangs where he removed sausages from his blind husband's orifices.
>In conclusion, we might like sausages when there aren't soldiers to invade Twitter feeds.

>When a circus clown starts eating, he becomes ceremonially unclean and begins to convulse violently and excrete ichor.
>He decided to perform his favorite George Bush fanfic play where he flies jets into massive manmade constructions in the "Big Apple."
>The performance was not sufficiently realistic because he melted steel in the buildings using your mom.

>Tom's forehead (9" long) is so enormous that it blocks all sunlight, it ruins everything ever, and it shines brightly even in the worst visual conditions.

>Lord Roke watches Tom as he simultaneously hangs 127 ____s [<-----insert your favorite protected group here] from a freeway overpass because he hates ____s. [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

>Egg rolls are too crunchy to shove down orifices without having to cover them in thick horse milk and slather it on exceedingly liberally.

>Creeper, aw man.

>rmure, mining away, pondered life whilst sitting on a hill.
>This hill is very squishy because of its excessive amounts of blue color Tide PODS.

>There once was a dude named Romkelolol McFuriluvr.
>Romkelolol McFuriluvr enjoyed furry things such as furries whilst making good things with furries.
>They were also doing something bad that involved, in the strangest way, drug dealing.

>The drugs are in my neighbor's basement with randomcitizen1's mom.
>His mom doesn't know.

>You idiots are so amazing as to continue to spew out amazing amounts of yummy ****, that my mother doesn't love me, but she, instead, only eats disgusting bok choy because she hates your salad dressing from hell.

just saying

 

a real

Truly an amazing sentence. This proves the infinite monkeys with typewriters theory.

 

table lamp

 

with lines

 

of cocaine

Bruh, "just saying" was my contribution to the sentence, and you skipped it! >:V

 

It was art.... don't question it

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