Two word stories

Who suffer

 

from creativity.

 

The End.

 

is near; hue

 

Right now

 

, in fact.

 

Scene end.

Spoiler: Most Recent Stories

>There once was not one who plays brawl while also was looking for a hot, single furry.

>So that one who understands how to be a part of destroying all like a certain virus called ebola.

>It is gay to believe in the military because they don't believe in jumping.
>Consequently, soldiers had a hard time washing their new iPhone with bleach because of very small jumping muscles.
>Their iPhones were better off without constant insertion of large sausages into their gaping charging ports.
>The general loved his six chins and nine Twitter followers, so he hosted mukbangs where he removed sausages from his blind husband's orifices.
>In conclusion, we might like sausages when there aren't soldiers to invade Twitter feeds.

>When a circus clown starts eating, he becomes ceremonially unclean and begins to convulse violently and excrete ichor.
>He decided to perform his favorite George Bush fanfic play where he flies jets into massive manmade constructions in the "Big Apple."
>The performance was not sufficiently realistic because he melted steel in the buildings using your mom.

>Tom's forehead (9" long) is so enormous that it blocks all sunlight, it ruins everything ever, and it shines brightly even in the worst visual conditions.

>Lord Roke watches Tom as he simultaneously hangs 127 ____s [<-----insert your favorite protected group here] from a freeway overpass because he hates ____s. [<-----insert your favorite protected group here]

>Egg rolls are too crunchy to shove down orifices without having to cover them in thick horse milk and slather it on exceedingly liberally.

>Creeper, aw man.

>rmure, mining away, pondered life whilst sitting on a hill.
>This hill is very squishy because of its excessive amounts of blue color Tide PODS.

>There once was a dude named Romkelolol McFuriluvr.
>Romkelolol McFuriluvr enjoyed furry things such as furries whilst making good things with furries.
>They were also doing something bad that involved, in the strangest way, drug dealing.

>The drugs are in my neighbor's basement with randomcitizen1's mom.
>His mom doesn't know.

>You idiots are so amazing as to continue to spew out amazing amounts of yummy ****, that my mother doesn't love me, but she, instead, only eats disgusting bok choy because she hates your salad dressing from hell.
>She was just saying a real table lamp with lines of cocaine inside of her lampshade of death.
>Nevertheless, she was okay with me doing really kinky **** in my bedroom with the dog kennel that contains some bondage implements.

>I am super indignant about the rise of anarchist cats and the way they look like '60s hippies.

>All dogs don't go for women; instead, they prefer men because men appeal more to the rational faculties.

>It took slave labor to begin roasting enough little children with foreheads made of something that's genetically engineered by monkeys to function an advanced purpose of increasing tastiness of bananas.

>Why don't we have fully autonomous ball scratchers when we need them to overthrow the authoritarian ruling class who own itch-inducing Flex Tape Premium Edition?
>Then we need to ask why ball scratchers were bad to understand the fact that we were not in possession of a ball scratcher.

>Through CBT, Donkey Kong has a throbbing bon headache that caused him to violently slap table lamp(s?) and break my heart into pieces.

>I love it when my stepbro and I win the game of the wacky carnival stand gay sex dart throw.

>Fourr_ is a scoundrel that likes watermelons made out of human waste mixed with cat piss and litter.
>He gets no women because of his smelly basement full of trafficked Kobaltstar posters that depicted the outcome of unspeakable activities such as pissing and sh**ting inside prostitutes.

>Brawl staff are extremely stinky because they don't wash their staff team with soapy disinfectant rinse that tastes like rmure's moist hamburger: McMure Supreme.

>Happy birthday to the worst randy guy ever, Charlie_0014, who likes doing favors for red M&M's and fentanyl.

>I hate it when people like Barack Obama because of their irrational dank memes and grotesque fantasies about chicken wings.

>For a McBrawl player, you are certainly one hundred percent less cringe than most since you make chicken using chicken not treated with spices on chicken with chicken for chicken by chicken.

Spoiler: Explanation

The first part is pretty straightforward. Some Brawl player is less cringe than most for making chicken a certain way. How? By making chicken using (duh) chicken not treated with spices. This topmost layer of chicken in the chicken dish sits atop another layer of chicken (on chicken) and is served alongside a side dish of a special type of chicken (with chicken) normally used for making burnt offerings in religious ceremonies honoring chicken itself (for chicken). This sidedish sits alongside more chicken (by chicken), to complete this trifecta of a dish called "Three Cock Casserole."

>KFC is absolute cringe.

>Living in Zimbabwe is zimbabwe.
>Zimbabwe lifestyle entails that 43 percent of Beluga whales consumed be tasting like Ronald McDonald's Crispy Mcnuggets (take that as you will) slammed between two buttery, squishy buns.

> OMG I cannot believe my addiction to my inflatable kiddie pool has gotten to be the best kiddie pool addiction I've had with my friends and their pasteurized saliva which tasted like my grandmothers pu i mean cookies

> my cock is tiny-er until you use you're imagination because nothing helps it grow anyways.
> His ding dong® tasted like Twizzlers™.
Seriously it's extremely small ding dongs.
> My names Fourr_ and It's not creative because it's too miserably small for people who suffer from creativity. The End. Is near. Right now, in fact. Scene End.

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and ubiquitous

 

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