cryotherm

thanks

yeah, the top part where the cream and cocaine chocolate powder is situated is actually like snorfing salt up your nose.
it's unbearable; I'd rather have some unhealthy wholesome goodness from my local trader joe's

I agree, thank you

edit for grammar

hi btw slinky pineapples have potential for massive profit; I would fund that **** on kickstarter

thanks man I literally saw a beheading on a nsfl post on reddit and I think I have slight PTSD (jk) afterwards, I made the motions of me throwing a cup but then there was water in it and it spilled everywhere

thanks joker

thanks lekosa

turdo iz heker

Turto heker ess ben

Turto u fel gud naw?
ai heked a new nack fur ya.

Grammar and Spelling 10/10

wuht iz grammer?

I don cen yu tall meh.

as flat as a pancake

Basically, you can't delete the cringe. rip

ok

r/iam14andthisisdeep

What are you talking about?

Well, I WAS talking about that pink guy but now it's a turtle so yea...

why are you stalking me when my profile is dead (lol) sorry

^ :)

not my birthday ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sushi wushi

*prances in field in 8 minute long music video*

nvm you're banned lolshiet

I'm simultaneously cringing at all the cringe in the universe while looking at my schoolwork while pondering moral ambiguity while reading a paragraph with no pause while wanting to kill myself while looking at a stripper molest a child, shoot a fetus, start a school shooting all the while masturbating to some feminists who want to free the nipple.

Small world m8, I was just doing that too! ;)

i like how my past self (which also has other past selves lined up next to it) thinks he's some kind of philosophical avant-garde connoisseur of profound thought or something

like no you're not you make bad jokes and you pissed in a trash can once like what the **** are you doing with your life

Totom3
didn't expect it

also I didn't even have the intention of making it funny; i just smattled a bunch of **** together and _woah_ it's funny now

Basically, my conscience is going to verbally **** on me 24/7, as if I need that even more.

so yeah I guess I would like a cloned brain so I could exploit and abuse it

to answer your question plain and simply, yes; that would help, but preferably the brain should maybe have a body to inhabit it?

also even then the brains would work in tandem with each other and would try to one-up each other; every calvin and hobbes escapade goes wrong this way

ass

kewl

wait so you're saying this because I'm philosophiqal or something?

holy **** my past self feels like the lover I don't want to correspond with anymore, like looking at my past fat or bulimic self and wanting to tear up the picture, like my whole past life was an inside joke and I've just been excommunicated from the clan or some ****;
this is prime material for r/iam14andthisisdeep