Story MC-WAR: Attack of the spammers. Ep: 2

It had been a week since the dreadful day that Flub888 was brought into the war. Flub and mafia had set up a camp near the border of Brawl City. Flub, mafia, Xx_Invader42_xX, F1r3tar, and joeymast99 were the only survivors of the hidden-base attack. Unfortunately, mayor Chaploo was killed in the attack by Pikmin_Hunter's lifeless body. Pikmin's body crushed Chaploo's neck, leaving him in critical condition until death. (Not saying that Pik is fat or anything. ;-; ) The 5 survivors recuperated near Putty Central; the biggest mall in all of Brawl city. They relaxed, drank beer, and watched The Daily Show, With 8vo. Then came the day when all their relaxing came to an end.
"Okay, guys. Let's tune into The Daily Show, With 8vo!" Joey said over a mouth-full of beer.
"Umm... Aren't you guys to young to be drinking beer?" Flub asked Joey, mafia, and F1r3tar.
"Hey, at least there are no cops around." F1r3tar slurred. Then a cop car pulled up.
"Are you teens drinking beer? You have to be 21 or older..." Colonel_Chris informed the boys. Joey stood up and threw his can at the police car and ran. Chris looked annoyed, and pulled out a desert eagle.
"Get in the cruiser, drunks." He said, with his gun to Joey's face. The annoyed men got into the cruiser, and that left Flub and Invader sitting at the campfire, looking like derps. They watched as the 3 got driven away by the police's grip.
"Crap. Now what do we do?" Invader asked Flub.
"We break them out, that's what."

With mafia, Joey, and F1r3tar gone, the spammers were sure to attack now. The two frightened boys tuned the TV to The Creeper Show. After fifteen minutes of laughter, a falling trashcan caught their attention.
"What was that?!" Invader asked Flub, sounding scared. Flub walked to the fallen trashcan, with a wooden sword in his hand. As he turned to tell Invader nothing was there, a hand grabbed Flub's mouth and the other grasped Flub's hand, causing him to drop his weapon. A few muffled screams caught Invader's attention, and he ran to the help. A man stood up behind the trashcan, with Flub pinned in a headlock.
"Friend or Foe?" The man asked Invader. His voice was deep and evil sounding.
"Friend!!!!" Invader replied, scared. The man walked into the light. He wore a shirt with an animated goat on it, and had a Diamond Sword on his back.
"The name's Scoat. I'm a goat. Who are you?" He said to Invader.
"I'm Invader. I am working with Flub to retrieve our friends from prison as well as stopping the spammers. Scoat released Flub to the cobblestone floor, and shook Invader's hand.
"Good, you're against the spammers too. Me and my buds here are a secret clan called GOAT. It stands for Greatest Of All Time. We are epic." Invader nodded, and helped Flub up.
"What did your friends get arrested for?" Scoat asked the boys.
"Under-age drinking." Flub said, looking down at his feet. Scoat laughed, and patted them on the back.
"Let's get them out." Scoat said, pulling out his Diamond Sword.

The next day, Scoat, Flub, Invader, and two of Scoat's Goats (randomcitizen1 and CaptainBrawler) walked to Brawl City Jail. They knocked on the heavy iron door, and hid behind a wall. A buff guard unlocked the door and looked around. Scoat threw a rock at a cow, which caught the guard's attention. He walked over to the cow, and pet it delicately. That was enough time for the five to stealthily move inside the jail. They looked around in the cells for mafia, joey, and F1r3tar. In no time, they found them. CaptainBrawler pulled out an enchanted diamond sword, which easily broke through the iron bars. The three thanked them and ran toward the door, which was a trap. Two guards blocked the door. Flub noticed them as Colonel_Chris and 18kss. 18kss walked up to Flub.
"You ain't gonna be breaking these hoodlums out of here, fool." He kicked Flub in the shin with his heavy diamond boots. Flub fell over, clutching his leg in pain.
"Put the jailers back in their cells, or we'll put you in there too!" Colonel_Chris screamed at them. The five were about to put them back when an explosion rocked the jail.
"SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM!!!!" Flooded into their ears, and all nine fell over, grabbing their ears.
"The spammers! RUN!!!" 18kss shrieked. All nine men ran out the iron door into the lawn, which was a bad idea. Wound McSpammington, Toby SpamsAlot, and Robrox TheSpammer stood in their path.
"Not today." Toby said, pulling out a Python. Before they could react, they were thrusted into large bags, and threw into a large chopper.
"It's your lucky day. We're bringing you guys 30,000 feet above Brawl City, and then literally kicking you guys off!" Robrox yelled. At that moment, the nine men thought they'd never see daylight again.

 

Thanks, guys! And Girl...
Yes, @g0014, you can be putty's angel.

 

I will add something with Robrox going to the good side.

I will make you a mascot, Brawler.

 

Okay!