The most horrible Staff Application ever

Multiplayer Servers Mod Application:

Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - What is Skype and I hate Teamspeak3!
Are you at least 14 years of age? (You must be 14+) - Why I have to be 14+, I think babys should own the world!

Which server are you applying for? - Uhm, can you please tell me for what servers I can apply?
How old are you? - 2 weeks, my mother just born me
What time zone are you in? - I think I'm in the ass-of-the-world timezone

Experience with Minecraft and Moderating (If you are going to list servers, provide proof): I just bought Minecraft 1 week ago, but I already hacked 3 servers, insulted over 100 players and created a youtube channel! The youtube channel is called GermanGriefers. There I show how I'm griefing servers It's very funny isn't it?

What do you feel that you will provide to the server? I would insult evryone, hack around with forcefield, killaura and nodus, spam the chat and ban all people who try to kill me!


Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player is properly dealt with? I say: **** you, i'm the only one who is allowed to hack and ban him 4ever!


Other: This server is very great to grief, there are many people on it and you can have lots of fun with snowball aimbot!


Do you realize if you are not respectful and helpful towards the players you will be demoted? - Bah, shut up, if they try to demote me I ban them! And why should I be respectful to anyone? I'm da boss!
Do you know all the rules, plugins, and expectations? - I played this server for the first time half a hour ago and really - who cares about plugins rules and this ****!

And here is a pixture of me:



BTW: If you dislike this, the baby feels dissed and starts crying, and than evrything is your fault!

 

Yay, the 2 weeks old baby have a fan!