STAFF APP

Notice that this is in off topic. It's a troll. Don't take it too serious.
McBrawl Moderator Application:
Are you active and helpful on our servers, forums, and Teamspeak? - No fk you diks.
Approximately, how many rule breaker reports have you submitted? - I never learned how to count noob.
How old are you? - 69.
What time zone are you in? - Your mom's time zone
What is your experience and knowledge of Minecraft? - What's minecraft...
What is your experience with moderating servers? - I've moderated a server full of pedophiles and asholes.
What will you provide to the community if you are provided moderator status? - I would fk your mom and kick her in the v.
Have you ever used a hacked client before? - Yea I have, problem kid?
Have you ever been banned on a Minecraft server? If so, why? - I've been banned because I'm gay.
How active do you consider yourself in-game? - Im so fking active im more active than the server.
How active do you consider yourself on TS3? - I talk to men trying to hook up with them.
How active do you consider yourself on the forums? - I'm actually really active. (That wasn't a joke.)
What do you consider your greatest strength? - Kicking little pricks from the server.
What do you consider your greatest weakness? - Watching guys smoke weed.
How would you handle someone making a minor transgression for the first time? - I would say Hey Motherfker get yo as over here.
How would you handle the same person doing it again a second time? - I would ban.
How would you handle that person doing it again for the third time? - I don't GIVE. A SHIET
What is your reaction if someone publicly proves you wrong on the forums? - I would cry and kick my own as.
What would you do when someone breaks a rule on the forums? - I would call 911.
When would you lock a thread? - If its retarded.
Describe yourself in 3 words: Gay dirty disgusting.
Anything else we should know about you? - No fk you go suck a dik.
Situation: A player is out of the map on MC-WAR. What are the steps that you would take to ensure that this player and situation is properly dealt with? - I don't care let him die.
Do you generally know how all the plugins and commands work? - Yea sure do I look like I give a fk.
Do you realize that if you are disrespectful or abuse your power, your power will be taken away? - I abuse power all DAY HHHAAA.
Please insert a Yes / No poll below.

 

It's a troll app lol.