Most funniest moments in elementary school?

No idea honestly.

 

In 5th grade we had this government system where we did jobs around the classroom and get payed at the end of the week in fake money that we could spend on candy :v
So one day me and a couple of my friends stayed behind one day and take all of the fake money because why not :/
The next day we got caught and received detention.
I have so many more in elementary school it's unbelievable...

 

In the 2nd grade. It was the last day of school so we all had a food fight in the Gym Pool that the high schoolers used. I was never punished and my mom never found out. At least 6 teachers joined us and our princable joined us.

The water turned red when urine was leaked in pool and soon I was swimming in some ones urine.

The person who did it was a 5th grader thinking it would be funny

We threw all types of these foods

• Straw Berrys
• Maccoroni (Uncooked)
  
• Steak
• Pie

I remember that day and none of the school princables, teachers or students talked about it ever again. It was the funnest last day of school ever.

 

I kicked a soccer ball in the air, it landed on my home room teacher's head, she passed out.

 

This one is more horrifying than funny.

Long story short, I walked into the bathroom, and saw a kid taking a dump IN THE URINAL.

And that kids, is why I haven't used a urinal in years .-.

 

SAME
THING!!!

 

Me and my friends wrote I hate Mrs Bush on the bathroom wall in 4th grade and then we blamed it on this kid in 3rd grade

 

Nice.

 

Few moths ago: (High school :/ )
A friend goes out on the main Outside Hall in middle of a thunderstorm and tells another friend to stand on a wide waterfall coming down from an air conditioner and i start recording him.
My friend starts saying ''God come to meh!!'' while he opens his arms saying that.
A Teacher looks at him with Rage and then i run fast back to my classroom, the teacher caughts me and says:
Are you recording?
- No, im not.
-Lies, Delete the vid Right NOW
*My friend also recorded my Other friend and they boths got detention... which I did not get >:I)

 

5th grade, the 5th 6th and 7th graders are playing basketball, but yanno im 4'3'' and not very good at basketball, so I'm standin around with another group of friends just talking, one of them dares me to steal the basketball and run with it as fast as you can, so I do it, and im pretty fast so i grab that thing and i run as fast as i could next thing you know theres two of the tallest kids in school chasin me, (one 6'3'' 7th grade, the other 5'11 6th grade) so im still running and eventually i get to the street, i have nothing to do but stand there so run across the street and i kick the ball over the street next thing you know its in the middle of the road popped....
grounded...
detention...
funniest moment in my life.

 

I got a note home in 3rd grade for wrapping measuring tape around my head.

It was 3rd grade.

 

Elementary school is like primary school right?
In grade 4 or something, I wasn't watching where I was going and flat out sprinted head first into a pole, knocking myself out. Most of you know I'm a ginger right, and of course a few days later I still had a huge lump on my head and one of my teacher's found a red soccer ball that had a lump on it (however that happens) and named it after me.

So glad I can forever laugh at myself.