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Story Chaploo is love, Chaploo is life.

Discussion in 'Literature' started by SargeantQuack, Jun 12, 2014.

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  1. Yay!

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  2. Nay...

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  1. SargeantQuack

    SargeantQuack Active Member

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    • I was only 9 years old
    • I loved Chaploo so much, I donated for all of his servers.
    • I pray to Chaploo every night, thanking him for the fun I've been given.
    • Chaploo is love, I say, Chaploo is life.
    • My dad hears me and he calls me a ***got.
    • I know he's just jealous of my devotion to Chaploo.
    • I called him a ****.
    • He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
    • I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
    • I lay in bed and it's really cold.
    • A warmth is moving towards me.
    • I feel something touch me.
    • It's Chaploo.
    • I'm so happy.
    • He whispers in my ear "this is my hub".
    • He grabs me with his powerful keyboard hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
    • I'm ready.
    • I spread my wallet for Chaploo.
    • He penetrates my life savings.
    • It hurts so much but I do it for Chaploo.
    • I could feel my money tearing as my eyes start to water.
    • I push against his force.
    • I want to please Chaploo.
    • He roars a mighty roar and fills my empty wallet with love.
    • My dad walks in.
    • Chaploo looks him straight in the eyes and says "it's all mine now".
    • Chaploo leaves through the window.
    • Chaploo is love, Chaploo is life.

    Edit: I'm sorry if this offends anyone. It's a joke.
     
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    #1 SargeantQuack, Jun 12, 2014
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2014
  2. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    ehm
    waht
     
    #2 Usp45, Jun 12, 2014
  3. SargeantQuack

    SargeantQuack Active Member

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    #3 SargeantQuack, Jun 12, 2014
  4. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    #4 Usp45, Jun 12, 2014
  5. F1r3tar

    F1r3tar Highly Established Member

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    This parody of Shrek is love, Shrek is life is disturbing in a funny way.
     
    #5 F1r3tar, Jun 13, 2014
  6. crasyman67

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    Funny, creative and so friggin true.
     
    #6 crasyman67, Jun 13, 2014
  7. Snail_5_

    Snail_5_ Switched Accounts "Phobia"

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    I am laughing too hard at this, only because it's so true! xD
     
    #7 Snail_5_, Jun 13, 2014
  8. Sonicluke2000

    Sonicluke2000 Guest

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    just wat
     
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    #8 Sonicluke2000, Jun 13, 2014
  9. Darkchaosknight

    Darkchaosknight Well-Known Member

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    Just... Just...

    WAT
     
    #9 Darkchaosknight, Jun 13, 2014
  10. Phanta

    Phanta Well-Known Member

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    #10 Phanta, Jun 13, 2014
  11. MR_naenae_1738

    MR_naenae_1738 Banned

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    ehm



    WHAT THE FUC-
     
    #11 MR_naenae_1738, Jun 14, 2014
  12. RottenCorn

    RottenCorn Well-Known Member

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    Boom best poem ever!
     
    #12 RottenCorn, Jun 15, 2014
  13. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    That was beautiful
    10/10
    Demanding sequel
     
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    #13 gamemaster800, Jun 15, 2014
  14. Piky

    Piky Well-Known Member

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    This story... so beautiful and funny at the same time.
    This was so good in-fact, that I couldn't resit reading it on Teamspeak.
     
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    #14 Piky, Jun 16, 2014
  15. SALSAA

    SALSAA Well-Known Member

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    In fact, something about that may pop up soon.
     
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    #15 SALSAA, Jun 16, 2014
  16. Brittan

    Brittan Well-Known Member

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    I didn't know what to expect from my first stroll around the forums.

    But it didn't disappoint.
     
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    #16 Brittan, Jun 25, 2014
  17. ShiniDesu

    ShiniDesu Well-Known Member

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    Sir you need to think about this first, how would chaploo feel about this?
    And or is he even okay of you tagging him into this? -Cause this is some odd stuff.
     
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    #17 ShiniDesu, Jul 25, 2014
  18. Usp45

    Usp45 Well-Known Member

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    It was a joke :L
     
    #18 Usp45, Jul 25, 2014
  19. SALSAA

    SALSAA Well-Known Member

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    ._.
     
    #19 SALSAA, Jul 25, 2014
  20. ShiniDesu

    ShiniDesu Well-Known Member

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    That's not what I am saying, I am saying it's so odd..
     
    #20 ShiniDesu, Jul 25, 2014
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