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Discussion in 'MC-WarZ' started by Tuggers03, Jul 12, 2014.

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  1. Tuggers03

    Tuggers03 Well-Known Member

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    Hey Guys,
    Tuggers03 Here,


    Today I will be taking a look at some of the funny logic in McWarZ.

    1. You can eat 50 cans of beans in under a minute. Can't be good for the digestive organs.
    2. You can drink several cans of Pepsi in quick succession, but you never have any wind? (I hope......)
    3. You can pour tonnes of blood into a friend but they never explode.
    4. Using blood bags restores hunger? Maybe they eat the blood?
    5. People in full diamond can run around just as fast as someone with no armor.
    6. Players can eat apples covered with solid gold and not break their teeth?
    7. You can bandage yourself in about .1 seconds.
    8. Players can somehow cut their leg open, take out a broken bone, insert a new one and stitch it all back up in about .1 seconds.
    9. A scuba helmet can allow a player to breathe infinitely even though there is no oxygen tank.
    10. Having a blue name in Chat/TAB can allow you to de-materialize yourself and materialize yourself next to another player every 2 minutes?
    11. A small red light can somehow interest the zombies more than fresh human flesh.
    12. Boats can somehow self-propel themselves without a motor or the player paddling in it.
    13. Eating blood fills up your hunger more than eating can of Pasta.
    14. Putting some green gunk in your blood stops infection.
    15. You can heal all wounds by drinking a shot of Mountain Dew.

    So, that's it. This was just a joke about how illogical McWarZ is. :stuck_out_tongue:
    Feel free to post your own examples of WarZ logic below!

    Thanks for reading and have a great day!
    ~Tuggers03
     
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  2. C9_Mango

    C9_Mango Well-Known Member

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    1. Gets killed, proceeds to say "eZ".
    2. You can carry 8-10 feet long guns with no slowness whatsoever, and in 1 hand.

    If I think of more I'll write them.
     
  3. Munga

    Munga Well-Known Member

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    What about combos? Shooting a gun and then in a split second pull out another and shoot that with near perfect accuracy.
     
  4. IronRaven

    IronRaven Well-Known Member

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    I enjoyed reading all of these! Except this one makes sense. ^
    Pretty sure it's "illogical" :wink:
     
  5. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    Shooting people with guns and they can still run as fast as they were before.
    Reloading two or more guns at the same time and even without having to hold them.
    The grass is bulletproof.
     
  6. Tuggers03

    Tuggers03 Well-Known Member

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    Aha, yes. Thank you.
     
  7. KingYudo

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    The fact that you can only get infected sometimes when a zombie bites you.
     
  8. JaydenChadd

    JaydenChadd Former SMod / Community Manager

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    Oh my gosh, the killed me! XD
    Thank you for this post! This has made my day and has put a smile on my face. :smile: Thank you Tuggers!
     
  9. Tuggers03

    Tuggers03 Well-Known Member

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    Good to hear. :smile:
     
  10. LuckyPop

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    Very funny, all of this is true hahaha :smile:
     
  11. Rainys

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    You can hold tons of stuff in your inventory/backpack and continuento sprint at full speed in diamond armor.
    Oh yes.
     
  12. ObamaTheReptile

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    Also I feel that the blood bags are an HIV problem. Considering you find them in random chests in the wilderness.
     
  13. patrickdemooij9

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    You throw empty cans at people and their legs can break.

    You can jump on wheat to get Shotgun ammo
     
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  14. bob8is8cool

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    Shooting a Barrett .50 cal that is used for taking out vehicles without scoping and running up a mountain... Logic.
     
  15. gamemaster800

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    Why the hell would someone leave so much stuff behind. Every single chest has something in it. EVERY :I
    And everyone's blood type is the same.
     
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    Everyone's blood type is the same.

    EDIT: Ninja'd by gamemaster. :V
     
  17. nicolecacola

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    You can eat a piece of sugar and instantly run 2x as fast about .1 seconds later.
    You can eat a golden apple and get shot by a .50cal bullet and not even get hurt.
     
  18. iMacro

    iMacro An Essential Meme Maker (^:

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    You can switch to all your guns in 2 seconds without dropping all the guns, (guns irl are pretty heavy, and that was just me holding a pistol in a firing range). You get shot by a barret but heal up in seconds with beans. You can survive a barret shot as full leather when you block your sword.
     
  19. whitemagnum

    whitemagnum Well-Known Member

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    You Can have 64 grenades in Your right hand and you have the ability to spam throw 'em.
     
  20. ImAuthentic

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    This is really funny.
     
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