Post your best yo mama jokes here!!!

Yo mama is so dumb, she tried to drown a fish.

 

Yo mama so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Just kidding a bit mean....

Here's a common one:
Yo mamas so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew (my favorite drink).

 

Yo mama is so stupid, she stuck a battery up her butt and started singing "I got the POWER!"

 

Yo mama is so fat, her Splash attacks can do damage.

 

Yo mama is so old, when God said, "Let there be light," she flipped the switch.

 

Yo mama is so fat, she swam with whales and they said "we are all family, even tho you're bigger than me!"

 

Yo mama is so dumb and fat that when she stepped on the scale, she was like "Hey look, that's my phone number!"

 

Yo mama is so ugly that when she was born her mom said,"What a treasure!" And her dad said,"Yes, lets go bury it."

 

Yo mama so fat, when she go in an elevator, she has to go DOWN.yo mama so stupid, she got locked in a lock and key store.

 

Yo mama... SHE IS SOOOOO FAT! When the sun was made, we set her on fire and launched her into space!

 

Yo mama is so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.

 

Lolololololol

 

Yo mama is so fat... when she jumped (which she can't, more of a hobble) she tipped the Richter Scale!

 

Yo mama so fat she broke the Earth by STANDING on it.

 

Your birth mother is so extensively mentally undeveloped, she found it was mandatory to apply oral make up in the form of a stick, to her cranium to just simply make a decision! Haha SIRS! A good laugh!

Yes, because "Yo Mama" jokes are totally not dead, immature, and idiotic.

 

Yo mama so fat, when she flush a ****, she creates a new continent.

 

Yo mamma so fat not even dora can explore her.