Making guns balanced (joke)

We'll I don't feel like some of the guns are op enough and here are those guns
1. The ISO isn't op enough so it should have 30 bullets and 17277727 bullets extended
2. The mini gun isn't op enough so it should have infident bullets and all the bullets for the mini gun should kill in one shot
3. The LAW should drop a tactical nuke every time u shoot it
4. The ray gun should kill in one shot and it should have 40 ammo

5. the skull rusher should have 273)7363736736376 ammo oh and it should one shot kill
6. All of the non prestige guns should have massive recoil so every time u shoot a non prestige gun it will send u up flying into the air
7. The spas 24 should kill somebody from 1872837893737838373 blocks away and it should 1 shot every bullet that's VERY fair
8.all prestige guns should plummet the ENTIRE enemy team into the ground and they fall into the void giving u a kill this happens every time u shoot ur prestige gun
Anyways this is how to make the guns balanced and NOT make any body rage oh and I also forgot to add make all guns shoot the head directly

 

Agreed XD