What weapons would you use in a zombie apocalypse?

MINIGUN
FLAMER
.50 CAL

 

In real life?
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RAY GUN.

 

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The fart gun

 

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Bag of rocks

 

A metal baseball bat.

 

I'd use a can of Lysol :V because people turn into zambies by a virus, and Lysol KILLS 99.9 percent of viruses

 

Silenced handgun, cutting weapon, blunt weapon. Riot gear.

 

I would find a ak-47 and a Uzi and a sniper

 

I'd take my Glock and POW POW POW

 

Bow and or Crossbow.
(Unlimited ammo since you can retrieve the bolts and arrows)
(Silent weapons less to cause the undead to track you)

 

This guy ^
He actually uses his brain.

 

Minigun = Bad ammo is super expensive, drains fast, way to heavy, you could never hold and shoot. Good as a stationary gun (Last resort) and powerful.
Flamethrower = Bad extremely heavy, lack of mobility, have to find a working fuel holder (After the war they stopped making them and punched holes in them.) Good as a stationary gun (Last resort) and powerful.
.50 Cal = Bad heavy, loud, expensive gun / ammo. Good for long range and if shot would explode zombie.

Good for close combat, lightweight, and easy to use. Will break after extensive use.

Good accuracy, mobility, and can be silenced. Bad need ammo.

ak-74 = Good very reliable gun, all terrain, multiple attachments. Bad "Would find"
Uzi = Good small weapon easy to carry around. Bad ammo drain fast and low accuracy.

Silenced handgun = Perfect close corner and for stealthy. Bad ammo capacity.
Cutting weapon = Good survival tool in generally, zombie decapitation, and lightweight. Bad will dull and break
Blunt weapon = Good crushing zombie brains. Bad heavy.
Riot gear = Good full body protection. Bad bulky, heavy, less mobility.

 

Um, I'd use a lightsaber if it was available.

 

I'm the one controlling the zombies, but if it comes down to it...

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Two things, Autohealing juggernaut armor and the Meatgrinder from Mob of the Dead.