How Brawl conquered McBrawl

It was a dark and stormy day and Brawl was very jealous of McBrawl for all the players they have. Brawl goes to McBrawl's house and stabs him several times in the back. Brawl then makes a hole in the back of McBrawl's dead body so he can climb inside McBrawl's body. He then "de-guts" (a.k.a removing every important piece of human insides, kinda like pumpkin carving) and climbs inside McBrawl's dead body. Nobody knows it is Brawl because it looks like McBrawl but he has really been brawl this whole time. It's crazy that we have been taken to such a dark place in the world. And Brawl is not done yet, Brawl wants everyone to say his name which is exactly why he got rid of McBrawl for good by changing McBrawl's name to Brawl. But this is no longer about the name of the community, now it is a threat of life or day. Way2Hot, wanna know why he streams for Brawl? Because he is locked in Chaploo's basement and Chaploo will only feed him when he gets over 50 viewers on one of his streams. Chaploo is brawl, Chaploo is jealous of all servers. Chaploo wants more then servers, he wants blood and souls and he will not stop until such goal is reached. CHICKENPUTTY RUN AND HIDE CHAPLOO IS COMING FOR YOU AND WILL KILL YOU AND REMOVE YOU FROM THE SOCIETY WHERE YOU WILL POSSIBLY BE ADDED TO HIS BASEMENT FOR EXPERIMENTING ON YOUR CHICKEN LIKE FORM!!!!! I'M WARNING YOU ALL, IT'S NOT SAFE HERE, BRAWL'S OWNERSHIP IS CORRUPT AND WE ARE ALL SCREWED.

Now you may be asking yourself, Bman you are just some crazy dude, why should we believe you? Well I have the facts. When I was moderator I stayed in Chaploo's basement too. My living conditions were terrible, no food or water for weeks. I was treated like a slave, but I MANAGED TO ESCAPE. One night he accidentally forgot to lock all windows in the basement. I managed to use my sharp pen-15 (A Brand of pen, don't worry it's not anything else) to push the window open and escape causing my resignation. I HAVE SEEN THINGS NO ONE SHOULD EVER SEE, I HAVE EXPERIENCED THINGS NO ONE SHOULD EVER EXPERIENCE. Wanna know why Chaploo never is involved with the community? Cuz he is too busy maintaining a fully functional Child farm where he farms all the children collected from Child molesters. He continues to breed this rare species a.k.a children and uses them to make the meat found in your McDonald's burger.

Thanks for reading, I saved about 4 lifes today so I feel pretty good, gg no re.

Chaploo is illuminati



Btw, this is all a joke so don't take this too seriously, besides this is Off-Topic....

 

Thanks, I workz hard on dis 1