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It was so bad, that (fill in the blank)

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  1. Colonel_Graff

    Colonel_Graff http://www.brawl.com/games/ctf/lookup/188857/

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    A little humor thread going here about lag. If you've ever seen the show Match Game (from the '70's), they start with a statement that you fill in a blank for. Here's an example:



    Well, here's my statement.

    The lag on Survival was so bad. How bad was it? It was so bad that (blank).

    Winner gets internets.

    Go Go GO!

    My answers:

    ...they called me Jesus because after I died it took me 3 days to respawn.
    ...I put beef in a furnace and died of hunger before it was cooked.
    ...I jumped up a block and am waiting to come back down.
    ...I'm still eating the same steak I started an hour ago.
    ...I had to wait 10 minutes for a chest to open.
    ...I fired an arrow, ran in front of it and got killed.
    ...a day IRL was shorter than a day on the server.
    ...I submitted my Survival vid to the slo-mo guys.
    ...I hit a chicken with my sword and laid 5 eggs before it died.
    ...I was able to make a house just out of gravel.
     
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    #1 Colonel_Graff, Aug 1, 2015
  2. Chopo

    Chopo Well-Known Member

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    inb4 this thread gets moved to off topic
     
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    #2 Chopo, Aug 1, 2015
  3. ExpertZJP

    ExpertZJP SG Player at Heart

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    It's times like this I was actually a creative person :V
     
    #3 ExpertZJP, Aug 1, 2015
  4. SoCool21

    SoCool21 Bans Reports & Appeals Admin | McPvPer for Life <3

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    It was so bad that by the time I was able to warp to my base, it'd have been faster to walk
     
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    #4 SoCool21, Aug 1, 2015
  5. Sir_Inge

    Sir_Inge Well-Known Member

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    ... I've been PvPing the same guy for weeks
     
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    #5 Sir_Inge, Aug 1, 2015
  6. Turmac

    Turmac Hardcore Games Enthusiast

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    ... I started to mine dirt, would've been faster to mine bedrock
     
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    #6 Turmac, Aug 1, 2015
  7. 0racle

    0racle Former Raid and Reports Manager

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    It was so bad that I could track myself
     
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    #7 0racle, Aug 1, 2015
  8. rmure

    rmure Well-Known Member

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    It was so bad that by the time I finally killed a guy who had half a heart left with a diamond sword I was already 90 years old irl
     
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    #8 rmure, Aug 1, 2015
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