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Your poetic version of getting hit with the crossbow?

Discussion in 'Discussion' started by maxwellj02, Oct 20, 2013.

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  1. maxwellj02

    maxwellj02 Well-Known Member

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    The arrow sinks into my flesh. I'm screwed.

    3...

    I knew I would never get that nuke.

    2...

    I hastily look around me, waiting for my inevitable demise.

    1...

    GOODBYE WORLD!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!

    [​IMG]

    #BurnThoseXBowNoobsWUBWUBWUB
     
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  2. booflame

    booflame Well-Known Member

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    Crossbow is the revenge weapon of choice.
    I like the poetry!!:smile:
     
    #2 booflame, Oct 20, 2013
  3. js021902

    js021902 Active Member

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    So true. When your on a 18 or 19 kill streak ready to nuke, then bam, an arrow hits you. You sit there saying there goes my nuke and you have 3 Secounds of like FRICK MY LIFE before it explodes xD
     
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  4. BBSlayer5150

    BBSlayer5150 Well-Known Member

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    **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** **** ****
     
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  5. Rainys

    Rainys Well-Known Member

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    Now the arrow has hit my core.
    In 3 seconds I will respawn,
    With my killstreak no more.
     
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    I see you are a man of wise words xD Anyways, I pretty much just sit there thinking about that nuke that once was. Then I go to the corner to cry :'(
     
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  7. maxwellj02

    maxwellj02 Well-Known Member

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    mortality rate
    #ThroughTheRoof
     
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  8. Arkrex

    Arkrex Well-Known Member

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    **** you.
    Little kid.
    Im gonna put a bullet you skull.

    *free verse
     
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  9. gamemaster800

    gamemaster800 Well-Known Member

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    Get's hit
    Presses E
    Looks at arrow in head
    shi-
     
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  10. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    Gets hit.

    F***

    3....

    F***

    2...

    F***

    1...

    F*** THIS POLICE!!!!

    *Get blowed up
     
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  11. Javed

    Javed Well-Known Member

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    This is the most beautiful thing I have read this year, I swear.
    A haiku:

    The iron bolt lands.
    It pierces my tender thigh.
    I'll need some stitches.
     
    #11 Javed, Oct 20, 2013
  12. mma0648

    mma0648 Well-Known Member

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    i watch as the arrow flies...
    i see hit hit me between my eyes
    on a 20 killstreak i die
    at spawn i cry
     
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  13. booflame

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    Oh bolt on bolt.
    You challenge my soul.
    When I let you fly you give me a jolt
    Impale yourself into my foe to give them a troll.
    Oh bolt oh bolt.
    Ally use against antagonists.
    Send them a grand revolt.
    For together we are magnanimous.
    Oh bolt oh bolt.
     
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  14. Mokolee

    Mokolee Well-Known Member

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    I get hit by an arrow
    Then I wish I were a donor
    The end
     
    #14 Mokolee, Oct 20, 2013
  15. maxwellj02

    maxwellj02 Well-Known Member

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    That arrow just hit me
    I am screwed, fk that bow noob
    Happy times are gone
     
    #15 maxwellj02, Oct 20, 2013
  16. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    I got hit.

    It hurt.

    I blew up.

    I respawed.

    He hit me again.

    It hurt again.

    I blew up again.

    I respawned again.
     
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  17. Javed

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    A bloody wonderland.
    Screams pierce the air.
    A flash of light.
    A sharp pain.
    It was tonester3 again.
    He dies next.
     
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  18. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    I saw mafiaferret with a crossbow.

    I got scared.

    I shot him.

    I lived.
     
    #18 terdd, Oct 20, 2013
  19. Darkchaosknight

    Darkchaosknight Well-Known Member

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    Coward!
    Rube!
    Ow!
    Shit!
    Shit!

    But!
    Oh no!
    WOWOW 20 KS!
     
    #19 Darkchaosknight, Oct 20, 2013
  20. terdd

    terdd Well-Known Member

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    Ammo.

    EMP.

    20 Killstreak.

    Shot by a bow.

    Curse you.

    I blow up.

    "I'm done with this s***"
     
    #20 terdd, Oct 20, 2013
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