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So. Would anyone like to confess some stuff to the world? No need for discretion. No one knows you personally here on the forums anyway.
It could be embarrassing, it could be controversial, it may be something you regret with no way of reversing that course of action.
It could literally be anything, as long as that statement pertains to your life. Also nothing random.

Spoiler: My confessions

1) I took a **** in a public pool when I was 6. I was too lazy to go the bathroom, so I just released the poop nuggets which then gradually descended to the bottom of the pool.
2) Sometimes, I don't want to be an , but I know that I may naturally look like an when I confront other people about frivolous things that no one else cares about but me. Bearing some brutal truth down on various people just makes you look like an anyway. But sometimes, I like being an when the person I'm being an to is being an to me as well.
3) I got kicked in the balls when I was in fourth grade. Don't ask.
4) I'm an introverted recluse in real life (a little exaggeration imo), so the Internet is a place where I kind of feel welcome, where there is no fear of being ostracized for the various things I do. People are naturally welcome to you as long as you know them to some degree. No one knows you through that sacred screen, no knows who you are and what you normally do in real life. You could talk about who you are at your own discretion, which is pretty damn great imo. The Internet is a place of vast dissemination of ideas everywhere, etc. etc. etc. etc.
5) I procrastinate a lot. Trying not to do that in sophomore year, but it's kinda hard. See, I'm procrastinating right now.

Honestly, I'm pretty sure no one is going to take this thread seriously.

 

I wish there was a way to delete this thread without calling out the staff for doing it