How to always get assisted in Agario

If you play http://agar.io , which im sure many of you recognise or do, it's annoyingly addicting. For those who don't know what it is, if you click on the link it will steal your soul forever (jks). jokes aside, it's come to the point where the most common thing you see on EU servers (don't know how it is on other regions) is teams. Hell, they're even more common than viruses now. I've experimented a little with names and have come with the ultimate solution to stay alive or to have people randomly feed you. The answer is, Turkey!

No, not the food. I'm talking about the country. Turks in agario mostly team, and a Pro Turk is one who teams well, not a pro player who comes from turkey. Also it's significant to notice that turks assist each other even if they just met on the server, as long as they have a turkish name they will help someone.
Now, to get assisted all the time like Turks do, you need to do the following steps

1. Name yourself something Turkish
Turkey, Pro Turk, Türkiye

2. Start playing agario normally and start gaining mass
just casual agario gameplay

3. Try to eat players
If you try to eat someone your mass, and if fellow turks or players are in the area, their chances of feeding you to eat that player is strikingly high.

@Pitzer

 

I already haz a utube channel but I dunno how to record agario