Story Appaloosa...the Wild West

Queen_Shine Is Outnumbered 11 to 1, Kills Everyone Anyway

The year was 1854 and @Queen_Shine made her way to California after the war to try to become rich, a practice that has yet to go out of style. She was traveling with her “Blue’s” to build a better life for themselves.

Queen_Shine’s two companions were instantly lit up like a Christmas tree as bullets flew everywhere, leaving the Brawl Veteran alone to face pretty serious odds. She was outnumbered 11 to 1. But she calmly drew her dual Colt revolvers and eliminated two bad guys with her first two shots. By the time her pistols were empty, Queen_Shine had cast seven of her attackers into the Pit of Eternal Embarrassment, causing three others to hightail it out of there. However, Queen_Shine was now out of bullets, and there were still four angry robbers left.

As you may have already guessed, this is when sh*t got real.

Slowly, she drew her guitar and hammered out the first four notes of "Back in Black" as cymbals tapped in the background.

The four men closed in on Queen_Shine wielding knives and a cavalry saber, leaving Queen_Shine no choice but to draw her Bowie knife. She fought courageously, but eventually succumbed to their superior numbers ... is what we would have said, if Queen_Shine were anything less than "The Baddest Chica" in Brawl's history.

Nope, @Queen_Shine took her Bowie knife (named for that famed hero of the Alamo) and killed all four of them noobs.

After the story was reported in local newspapers, Queen_Shine simply rode off into the sunset, never to be heard from again. She presumably met up with a famously wealthy, tall dark and handsome scoundrel Evil Overlord for a Wild West ride to California.

In honor of the Leading Lady of the Leader Boards.


Evil

 

Breaking out a guitar is a saying, a metaphorical one. Think of it as a figure of speech.