Story The Cactus Story

Once upon a time...

I once had this family "friend" that I would always hang out with when I was a kid because my mom would drop me off at her friends house during work so I was forced to talk to her friends kid. He was sooooo f-cking annoying, and I'm pretty sure he had some kind of aspergers syndrome because of how he couldn't tell that he was annoying me. One day there was this family party at a park and the kid was there and walking around with me. He kept hitting me with a stick and laughing like a stupid so I pushed him and his ass fell on top of a cactus. The adults came over and had to pull his pants down while they were talking the thorns out of his ass while the kid was screaming and crying the entire time. He kept saying that I did it, but I said that I didn't and he just fell ontop of it and the adults believed me.

10 years later I saw him again and he came up to me and started talking about the cactus thing and how funny that he tried to blame me for it. I f-cking got him to repress his own memory of the whole thing ROFL.

So yea, like my post nerds.

(Credits for the story to MagikarpUsedFly)