Poem Inspirational thread

Keep writing these! @Pikmin_Hunter

 

This poetry is pretty good keep doing those.

 

I love poetry and this is beautiful c:

 

I love it. c:

 

I think I know who you wrote this for...

Here's my take on an inspirational poem:

Once a unicorn
Or a pigman, not sure which
Was in a team of hyper active rats,
don't ask me, Mitch.

Well one time the team forfeited
And the unicorn quit
aswell as a guy named Chrisi
they just didn't see themselves fit.

Well then the unicorn felt bad
And started regretting his decision
Then he said "Screw it,
I'm going on a mission"

 

Cute

 

Hello.

Once upon a time I was sitting at the computer,
Searching for dank memes,
So I clicked on this post,
Hoping to be inspired,
But it didn't happen,
Making me quite tired,
And hardly inspired,
Of these silly threads,
That farm likes,
And really should be moved to off topic,
Whenever @Lord_Roke likes,
Speaking of which I tagged him here,
Because he is our Forums Watchdog most dear,
So Roke if you're reading please move this thread,
Back to literature,
Before you go to bed,
I know I'm not supposed to tag staff,
Apparently that's a rule of preference or something,
But it's really dumb,
So I don't care,
Also this poem stopped rhyming,
Probably due to my lack of timing,
There we go I fixed it,
And got over that rough bit,
Crap what was I saying?
Oh yeah thanks for staying,
To read this poem,
Which took five minutes to write,
To set this grievous forum wrong to right,
Now my civic duty as a forum member is done,
And it was really a lot of fun,
Anyway I hope to see you all soon,
Whenever I find time to report more forum goons,
And those who break the rules to farm likes,
Or write love poems to ease their testosterone whenever it spikes,
Remember kids this lesson I've told,
Do not be afraid but bold,
To report posts that break the forum rules,
And avoid flamewars and ragey threads,
For the drama llamas are the ones we all dread,
Nevertheless, that is all for now,
So without further ado I shall bow,
Out of this thread into the night,
Like Batman in search of more wrongs to right!

Have a nice day,

~Admiral (I have poemed your poem. What now bruhhhh?)

 

I liked this poem. While reading, I thought the author began to like a scary creature that others feared and it saved the author when no one else would or could.

Very nice.

#MonstersRock!

Evil

 

I still want to throw up.

 

It's not really a poem, and I didn't write it. Someone wrote it about me, here goes:

"Everytime I think about you, my heart starts smashing through my chest. I love you so much I can't imagine standing here without you anymore. You have my heart until the end of time"

 

Plz teach me ze secret to inspiring peepel to throw up. It might come in handy

Question: Do we care? (darn it I broke my "I must stay neutral in any discussion that involves Uni" rule. Well I guess it can't be too bad to do a minor rule break like that question. OK I'll keep it in the post)

 

The REAL question is: Do I care that you don't care that I don't care? OK this is turning into Careception.

 

Maybe we could really keep conflicts out of such a nice thread ^-^

 

It inspired me to continue my killing spree. Thank you