Story Just a little time - Chapter 1

*Looks up, puts down his XVI century feather pen
Ah, hello there. This story that I'm writing now is quite a story. This is a story of a young cyborg destined to become one of the greats and slay 3 gods. Shall we start?

Once upon a time, there was a young Jaydanian boy named Elijah Wood. He always was getting bulied by his classmates when he was a boy, so when he reached his 18th birthday, following the times when he decided to fight back and get into trouble, he decided to apply himself for the Capture The Flag games, a set of games hosted in Slivakia where the main goal was to capture the enemy team's flag. But instead of trying to cap the flag, he decided to kill*****. He found out that he had a natural ability for shooting stuff, so he decided to main Archer. He held the admiration of quite a lot, including the God of the Ender himself, Veikjavik (pronounced vake-ya-vik). But one day, he got seriously injured by the arrow of a skrub named William Zin. So Veikjavik took him to the Ender, where he ordered his enderman helpers to bring him to Zovoki'Paloo (Paul Zovoki in English), the Ender's best surgeon. So Zovoki fixed him with the best technology there is: Cybernetic tech. He made Elijah into a cyborg, and Veikjavik decided to test Elijah's new cyborg powers (including but not limited to flight, repulsor blasts, laser vision, techno glasses and increased strength, agility and resistance) by challenging him to beat some ender soldiers. There were 3 of them, and 1 of him. First, he scanned them to find a weak spot, and he did. He just had to hit them on the left of their stomachs and they would fall to the ground. So first he laser visioned the middle ender soldier on the left of his stomach and repulsor beamed the ender soldier to the right in the weak spot. Then, he flew over to the one to the left, grabbed him, flew him up about 1 km and let go of the soldier, which fell to its doom.
Veikjavik was impressed with the performance, and gave him the official title of Enderslayer.
He flew back to CTF, but a Jaydanian guard on patrol crashed into him, making the both fall down. Luckily, both were able to recover flight controls before hitting the ground, and made a safe landing. The problem was that Ender's jets were running out of fuel, so he could only fly another 1 km, which was nowhere close to how far away Slivakia was to there. He looked on Google Maps, which for some reason has a satellite orbiting Vanalva, and saw that the closest jet fuel station was in Jexen, Jaydan. But Jexen was across a 50 mile wide mountain range, which would take days to travel across, and even though he was a cyborg, he needed food to keep his human part (including heart and brain) running. So he looked back on Google Maps and found out that the nearest jet fuel station that wasn't across any crazy biome was Beaver Creek, Porkeria, which was 142 miles away (about 2 and a half hours by motorway), and Google Maps suggested to him that he saved his jet fuel for getting down to the bottom of the Creek, where Beaver Creek was located. And thus begun a long journey...