Here's the deal.

I had like 40 chests of things. By "had", I of course mean stole. I stole like 40 chests of things.

Then I combined all the ingots and dusts and whatever into blocks, leaving me with 15 chests that don't have blocks in them and however many that had only blocks in them.

15 chests of amour, tools, food, soups - that kind of stuff.

I took those 15 chests out of my awesome skybase that no one will find because it is way too amazing and you're all bad at tracking/raiding, and placed them out in the open on the floor.

The coordinates are deliberately visible in chat on the screenshot.

Finally, I was going to place every single block I had around the chests, but that was massive pain because I don't have the best attention span, had a lot of blocks and didn't think to not put all my swords in the chests, meaning mobs kept killing me.

So I got bored of that part of the plan, placed the good blocks - diamonds, so very much iron, etc - around the 15 chests, covered those with a few layers of junk blocks, then dumped the rest at spawn.

Whoever wants to go to the coords is welcome to have everything that is there and worth taking.

Will you find OP diamond P4 and diamond swords with fire aspect 2, sharpness 5 and your own personal butler to feed you soups?

No.

Will you ever have to get food, iron, soups, tools, etc ever again even if the server lasted forever?

No.

Did I just put down 15 empty chests randomly, take a screen shot, destroy the chests and then invent this whole story?

Probably not.

It's worth going to the coords just for the ludicrous amount of food that's there, if nothing else.

The only thing I didn't put in the chests/around the chests/dump at spawn was a few anvils, because hi 'mods' :]

 

Not having strategic warps littered all over the map..

Ugh.

 

All mods are hackers.