New national day

happy potassium sausage day!!!!

 

I was only nine years old

I loved Senator Bernie Sanders (D) so much, I owned all the campaign posters

I pray to Bernie every night, thanking him for the dank bud I have been given

"Bernie is love", I say, "Bernie is life"

My dad hears me and calls me a commie

He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bernard

I called him a ****-servitive

He slaps me and sends me to my room

I am crying now, because Donald Trump is on the television

I go into my bed and it is very cold

I feel a warmth moving towards me

I feel something touch me

It's Bernie Sanders!

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear, "This is my Country"

He grabs me with his powerful Jew hands and puts me on my hands and knees

I'm ready

I spread my ass cheeks for Mr. Sanders

He penetrates my butthole

It hurts so much, but I do it for Bernie.

I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

I push against his force. I truly feel the Bern now.

I want to please the Senator

He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his Eco friendly seed.

My dad walks in

Bernie looks him deep in the eyes and says, "In my view, a corporation is not a person. A corporation does not have First Amendment rights to spend as much money as it wants, without disclosure, on a political campaign. Corporations should not be able to go into their treasuries and spend millions and millions of dollars on a campaign in order to buy elections."

Bernie leaves through my window

Bernie is love, Bernie is life

 

Bernie is love, Bernie is life. (btw I'm talking about the FC Bayern München mascot, Bernie the bear)