Other WarZ Rap (wip) by K50

EDITED 2/3/16 (2+3=5, 6-1=5. 5-5=0. It's as clean and round as a baby's butt now.)

NOTE: If you are rapping it, I have conveeeniiiently added underlines where you should accent the words, or stress them a bit. Notice, the awkwardly misspelled words in this "note", and the actual rap should be excusedd.
(Hook)
I play War Z. My name's K-50.
I log at Airport cause I tplogged to Ski.
When I log back in, there's two full irons.
I popped'em both, real quick, I'm no dang li-ar.

(Verse 1)
You've pro'lly seen before, bein' flikked at indust.
My excuse? I eat pizza with extra crust. Yo.
I one shot the Germans. They were all one fourth.
And F.Y.I. my eChest ain't full no mo'. (reference to https://www.brawl.com/threads/34934/)
Those dhelm's weren't quite broken.
Not as badly as the grapples...
Golden apple? Phff.
More like mother truckin' crapple.
It's almost Feb-ru-ar-y. Yo yo. Feb. Feb-feb.
Not like War where I get 1 shot in the head. By fweb.

(Hook)
I play War Z. My name's K-50.
I log at Airport cause I tplogged to Ski.
When I log back in, there's two full irons.
I popped'em both, real quick, I'm no dang li-ar.
(gangsta outro music goes here)

(Verse 2)
When you go to run to gas,
whatchu see? One thing at last.
And only one thing because you'll be one tapped with a blast.
At least the one shotters have decreased a tiny bit.
It's not like when you get combo-ed fast like an ez flick.
They think that I'm a randy. I tell'em, don't worry bud.
Some pros don't need montages to make themselves look good.
After we kill a team of 3/4ths, we log and pop on Ruby.
M4 has hackers, abusive staff, and the combo delay is poopy.


-- Still a WIP. Don't hate. Peace. Yo.

 

updated.