Interpretations of Putty's profile picture. Hatching vs. Hatchling

Hello? Yes? What?
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Would you like me to spoil it or no?

 

But alas, I went along with it.
He hatched out the egg. Boom. I ruined your entire life.

 

Full-time Conspiracy theorist here,

Maybe the question we should be asking isn't whether putty is hatching or a hatchling, but "is putty a communist? and does this profile picture shows it?". I've analyzed this picture for a full thirty seconds and I've come to a conclusion, putty is promoting communism and is doing so at the right holiday. Valentine's day, right? Putty requested a Valentine themed profile picture, which is pretty much the only thing commies care about. Commies love red, Valentine's day IS red. Coincidence? There's a total of five hearts surrounding the hatching/hatchling (whatever the hell it is, all we care about is pointing out the communism). One is purple, one's pink, the other is a lighter shade of pink, anddddd there's two red. TWO RED? How many red hearts do you need putty? Is it a coincidence that red is the only color that appears twice in the hearts? One is enough, but two. TWO? That's just pushing the limit. Now let's talk about something more discrete. Five hearts, big deal. Actually, it is a big deal. The number five is a symbol of balance. You know what else has balance? Communism. Everyone earns a balanced salary no matter the profession. That's what they want you to believe in, but a balanced salary among all never works! It doesn't end there. Karl Marx, aka the father of the term 'communism', was born on May 5th, 1818. Communists just love the letter five, and putty isn't the exception. I don't want to write too much, or I'll probably have two guys in all black arrest me and torture me for speaking out against what the media isn't telling you. Sleep well people.

 

Do you have ADHD?

 

Poor Random ;-;