Jokes!

9/10
What did the man from Norway say when there was an hole in his kano? He said "Ka no?" (Translate to understand it )

 

8/10

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"

The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

 

8.5/10

I have the best joke: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You're never gonna guess why. Watch out. Here it comes!

*SPOILER ALERT*

 

9002/10

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream cone???

Because he got hit by a bus.

(anti-joke chicken )

 

2/10

In school, my teacher told me how do I spell the word "Alligator" so I spelled it like this: A-L-E-G-A-T-E-R

My teacher told me I spelled it wrong but I said she told me how I spell it.

 

1/10 I don't get it.........

Why should you never bring a pikachu into the bathroom with you???

It might pikachu.

 

0/10
A man was sentenced to death with losing his head. The one to cut his head of was that proffesional and had that sharp blade that the one to be sentenced did not realice the blade had cut allready. The sentenced said "I feel nothing." then the one with the blade say "Yes, just try shaking your head."