Why are you so negative?

A week ago (I think), a person by the name of NayJal asked me why I was so negative.
I ignored him the first time, and I'm obligated to form a reason as to why I ignored him, but I forgot the reason or didn't have a reason in the first place.

So I'm going to type a list of why I'm so negative. But first, I need to think of a good clickbait title for this thread. I could be like Leafy and type it in all caps, making it extremely vague that people will be forced to click on it because of their curiosity
maybe I can have an irrelevant title
I need tits in the thumbnail
maybe I should become WatchMojo
"top 10 winter wonderlands"
"top 10 reasons why you're not laid by now"
"top 10 reasons why people still watch us"
"top 10 slang words for your gonads"
"top 10 species of mice"
"top 10 top10 lists from WatchMojo"
I think I'll just stick with the question.

it's a good thing we're not cats because the human race would be extinct by now

List:

• my mother abandoned me as a child, and I stick with my alcoholic father because I have nowhere to go, my fear in my ability and in my future is deeply worrying to me which is why I like verbally ****ting on people and me to distract me from the demons inside
• i have cancer, it infects the mind and all I hear is b0ss and memes; come inside me papa
  
• my internal monologue consists of thinking about death and that I could die but I shouldn't die because there are people that wouldn't want me to die and why has god abandoned us
• I am depressed about everything, usually from reading Youtube comments
• Because I want to be completely honest with myself even if it is self-deprecating
• I lost my car radio and now I just sit in silence
• someone came into my life, and I realize that the world is colorless now, send help, I hear the jets overhead, and I don't know anymore, my wife is suicidal, please, what to do, where to go, no one cares anymore
  
• I'm stressed out, and I absorb the stress, and the stress infects my mind, and the mind in turn is filled with darkness and shadows, the pieces of a puzzle, the death of a lady, of light and cubes and cubes; I must escape this plane of existence, but I am going up the elevator
  
• negative but not anymore I stared at piece of pathetic corn, and it was the most exhilarating hilarious spectacle of spontaneous happiness for no reason
• was sinful but jesus came into my life and showed me a path through the valley of the shadow of death
• can't accept how much of a loser I am inside, a coward, a degenerate, someone so insignificant that no one cares about him, so instead of trying to get out of the pit, I stay in the pit and dig myself deeper, perhaps I might get to China from some trivial/arbitrary reason, or get incinerated from the core of the end of my life
  
• because I'm a guy on the internet with an opinion
• because I died several times on a ****ty platformer game
• my computer dies in 2 hours
• I have seen the bloody instruments of destruction, and I have swallowed the demon, but I have lost my innocence
• I watched people get incinerated into a fine powder, and now it haunts me
• 1628, and now I have cynically manipulated the system and will forget this year forever for the rest of my life
• there is no tiger anymore, only me, and it's only lonely here

note: decided to type this because a lot of people are actually posting here, and I am inclined to type something even if little effort is put into it

 

It's just a list man, it's all relative, so look for the little cubes that might not be what they are
basically I made a list explaining why I'm negative, but it's not explaining why I'm negative

 

Yeah, you get it!
honestly I just write this stuff and I type whatever comes in my head

What references did you understand?

 

I guess you can say that...

entropy increased

wohoshdfoahowwowoowowooaowahhhhwahaahaahhahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I specialize in making bad jokes and laughing at them.

 

every day in chemistry is a day closer to death
Because it's so borinnnng
I feel pretty bad for the chem teacher because he knows that his class is boring sometimes, but he still teaches and gets no recognition in return, but he does get income, which is something

We went over entropy in chemistry
over the course of 45 minutes.
I was going to say something about chemistry but googled what you said
I'm a cheater, but damn, those puns

 

b0ss b0ss i habe cansur
pls da pusi iz da only c7re

be careful when you're using needles, overused needles may have cancer, you don't want to contract cansur, now